Honestly, I understand that more than Byrd. I do think her RFK statements were fucked up. But it’s super weird to invoke Hillary 8 years ago in response to what Trump says this week.

Honestly, the counter that they’re most obsessed with at the moment is raising the specter of Robert Byrd, a Democratic Senator six years dead, who was a member of the Klan in the 40's.

I hope his toenail falls off, and he gets an infection.

Although I do enjoy how often people get Cousins’ name wrong. My father (a Detroit fan, because we’re a family of sad sacks) enjoy coming up with variations on his name more than watching the actual games. My personal fave: Kurd Cuisine.

Yet another post where you could have just used the header image for the content, and I would’ve said, “how very true. Very insightful.”

“still [doesn’t] know why I lived my life right for 38 years, and then I took this path,”

2016 has not been a great year for douchebag swimmers.

Does anyone have a running count on how many of these roundups have a person shot to death?

I was a little disappointed that we didn’t go more into the “broken down city as a metaphor for the team” territory. There’s a sad romance to it.

I love how even in the child’s drawing, Sanders is the only thing worthy of distinction.

mine too

Poppy seed rolls are for when you get sick of Kaiser rolls and getting false positives on your drug test.

“Horses are not humans” wtf.

What I heard was that she said “every woman at Fox has a Roger Ailes story”.

One of the more surreal aspects of this whole thing is finding myself acknowledging the opinions of Gretchen Carlson, Ann Coulter, and Andrea Tantaros.

That is almost exactly what I do. I also throw in that Jaguars fan “wtf” motion. At the very least, they stop talking like that around me.

Neat how we can get a doctor’s note, but not his tax returns.

Man, I was really rooting for Mallard Fillmore.

I highlighted the short route.

*slow clap*