When I was a kid, I was absolutely petrified of any stinging animal. Mostly bees and wasps. If it wasn’t a phobia, it was damn close. Eventually, I sort of grew out of that.

I was in Winston-Salem during the first few weeks after HB2 was passed, and though I wasn’t exactly polling people, I’ve lived in a liberal bastion enough to know it when I see it. The people who I did talk to (who were admittedly younger than 40) were all disgusted by the law.

Republicans are never racist! In fact, you’re the racist for suggesting that they’re racist! Somehow!

this needs more stars

If Karen Pence had her way, your fictional meet-cute would have even extra never happened.

I bet Joanie hates Chachi these days.

Super polite for him to take the trash off rather than just eat it there like a bearbarian.

And we’re gonna hear what this Clifford Gordon shit has to say for himself, right?

The release of a masturbatory movie in the midst of the scandal is just the cherry on top of that delicious sundae.

I don’t remember the explosion, but I do remember how big a deal it was that a teacher was going into space. We got all kinds of space swag for it, which I thought was pretty cool, despite not really getting the significance of a teacher going up.

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“All humans bleed the same color.”

he was already starving to death, though. The only meat he was getting was too lean, and he wasn’t going to survive on that, either. The potato just sped shit up.

Into the Wild is a good companion piece to Grizzly Man, which I think does a lot better job of showing what McCandless was really all about.

Does anyone have a Harry Potter gif to explain his reaction?

And somewhere, Don Lemon is picking his nose.

I’m fucking furious. This election cycle, I’ve watched the candidates feign ignorance as they take stage with a man who has been very public about wanting gays to be put to death. And these same politicians then act like they’re so sad that the people they view as less than human are being gunned down like animals.

Brock only has one punch on his card. He needs three to reach Gold Rapist Level.

“The Washington Redskins are on indefinite hiatus until they change the name of the team.”

ah yes. Nothing like that sweet, sweet rape lottery money.