*clutches the third season of Hannibal to his chest and cries*

It’s gonna be super awkward when Norway discovers Finland regifted the mountain to Sweden.

what did I ever do to you that would make you show me this

Sorry, but I’ll only vote for the candidate willing to do something about Thomas Friedman.

It sure is a shame that they don’t test the blood for diseases or anything before they give it to patients.

even this far out, her logic still infuriates me. “Come here, bear, so that I may attempt to injure you, and now I’ll be upset that you responded to my attempt to injure you by making a nuisance of yourself. Also, I am going to continue to just call you BEAR.”

not today, Satan

*slow clap*

oh, fuck off, world.

My wife’s a stylist, and I asked her if shampoo/conditioner was bullshit, and she said that for black hair, the products can work just fine. She says it’s only good for dry, brittle hair. If there’s any oils in your hair already, Wen will just strip it away.

I don’t disagree. I meant more in theory, which is what most “intelligent” Republicans cite when they explain themselves. Presumably because “I really don’t trust people who aren’t white” doesn’t sound as nice.

I totally get the appeal of fiscal conservatism, or limited federal government, but when your party seems to object to your very existence as a human being, I’m not really sure how you can turn a blind eye.

Cosby still has defenders after raping FIFTY women.

good.

Lutz from 30 Rock. I was allowed to draw on his chest, but he wouldn’t kiss me because I wasn’t a woman.

did you read my comment? I WAS questioning.

Why do you hate me so much? I never did anything to you.

Honestly, surprised by this one. I’d heard from former performers that Kink hasn’t been particularly concerned with the comfort of its actors/actresses.

I swear, if we lose these, and keep getting Kristen Cavaleri updates, I will burn the Internet to the ground.

Presumably, if you're a fan of executing people who have different beliefs than yourself, it's tremendous fun.