maybe he needs cash for more crab legs

I’m more a Joe Estevez fan myself.

Green clovers?

I’m pretty sure I had Malt Schlitzmann on New Beer Friday.

I’m no fan of Subway, or their tubes of vaguely-sandwich shaped food paste, but come the fuck on.

Actually, it’s about ethics in gaming journalism.

I had been off my depression medication for about a week, and Demons by Imagine Dragons came on the radio. Normally, I hate that fucking son. This time, I started sobbing.

um....their buildings?

He does not have any issue with the African-American community or the people in it.

I caught Masters of the Universe last week, mostly because of the HDTGM podcast. Honestly, I had fun. It’s completely batshit, and if I gave a damn about the He-man mythos (I don’t), I could see where I’d be pissed off. But it was a hell of a ride.

She’s resigned her appointment.

I do fairly well in those arguments because, despite everything, I still root for the team (I hate myself). I just refuse to call them Redskins or Skins.

what’s the deal with bros and anise? Jager always tastes like Nyquil to me.

I made the mistake a few months ago of buying a bottle of Fernet. It’s disgusting and I dunno what to do with it other than slowly pour it down the sink so my wife doesn’t know how much I hate it.

is that really 2500 hp? What exactly is keeping his truck from rocketing down the road?

Truly among the greatest scenes in film history.

do you have to tell the dead relative why you’re having it?

I watched Martyrs last week. I was one of those sickos who actually enjoyed High Tension, but once Sarah showed up, I was officially through with paying attention. I’m always amused by movies where they try to justify the torture porn by trying to shoehorn in some weird kind of plot.

I think it’s a relevant tech issue that so many readers seem to have computers that won’t let them not read this article if they’re not interested in the subject matter.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words — “mank” and “ind.” What do these words mean? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.