I do fairly well in those arguments because, despite everything, I still root for the team (I hate myself). I just refuse to call them Redskins or Skins.

what’s the deal with bros and anise? Jager always tastes like Nyquil to me.

I made the mistake a few months ago of buying a bottle of Fernet. It’s disgusting and I dunno what to do with it other than slowly pour it down the sink so my wife doesn’t know how much I hate it.

do you have to tell the dead relative why you’re having it?

I watched Martyrs last week. I was one of those sickos who actually enjoyed High Tension, but once Sarah showed up, I was officially through with paying attention. I’m always amused by movies where they try to justify the torture porn by trying to shoehorn in some weird kind of plot.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words — “mank” and “ind.” What do these words mean? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.

Serious question here: it’s pretty obvious that Ryan Murphy is a terrible writer, and I honestly don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone claim otherwise. I assume he still gets work because of the ratings his shows get?

I feel like talking about Washington QBs is a waste of time as long as the offensive line stays whatever the fuck we can allow ourselves to call it.

disappointed he is staying out of the race, but I could not respect his reasons more.

Not complaining, but is there any reason we’re doing this on Thursday this week?

Surprised this article didn’t mention Piers Morgan’s incredibly condescending opinion piece:

It doesn’t surprise me that Frasier would be opposed to abortion. He’s spoken out very strongly about his issues with scrambled eggs.

Once I saw Sunshine at 4, I knew the rest of the list. 28 Days Later is easily in my top 3 horror films, alongside stuff like Jacob’s Ladder and Dead Ringers.

“#NotAllVegetarians” - at least half the comments on this article

Lost my mother to pancreatic cancer last November. I already posted about my least favorite exchange with regards to condolences, but I’d like to talk about the strangest:

But did he get his chicken?

Everyone laughed when Chuck Johnson said he’d join the MMA...

it's alright. Stuff happens.

I’ve twice made the mistake of speaking to my mom’s evangelical best friend since her death last year of cancer. Both times, she’s given me the explanation that these things “happen for a reason.”

As a former resident of Myrtle Beach, this is really fucking depressing.