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My wife is a beautician (and man bun enthusiast) and when I read the headline to her, she immediately responded “That’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.” Like the other commenter, she says it’s much more likely with tight braids, and more commonly seen in African-American women.

As a former resident of Mt. Pleasant, I can most assure you that it does exist. At one point, it had more SUVs per capita than any city in the country. It is a veritable bevy of 50/60-year old hippies turned Republicans.

“Explosive was the only missing element.”

the real takeaway from this comment thread is that white blond ladies are terrible stoners.


all due respect, you gotta tighten up your game. You are getting caught way too much.

We get it, Donald Trump. You want to fuck your daughter. Enough already.

For the purposes of this comment, I’m choosing to ignore the pernicious subtle racism of Hudson co-opting an Asian name. Instead, can we talk about how shitty his poem is?

*cough cough* Crabbe and Goyle *cough cough*

He’d be a great addition to Slytherin.

oy gay

But where does Donald stand on the Moops?

letting the commissioner do a Judge Dredd impression

I just can’t with this team anymore.

Honestly, maybe it’s for the best. I was excited about RG3 way back when, but if he keeps playing the way he has, he’ll be dead or paralyzed in ten years.

Coven Peters deserves some credit for (spoiler alert!) strangling that bitchy little actress who wouldn’t revive Zoe.

“For you, the day Washington paraded around their cheerleaders was the most embarrassing moment of your life. But for Washington fans, it was Friday.”

Someone should link Gruden to Margary’s YTS on the Redskins.

My favorite part of watching the Skins this year is that my father (an MSU grad) and I spend entire games making up incorrect names for Kirk Cousins, since everyone calls him Kurt. Lately, the name that has stuck is Curd Cuisine.

RGIII getting good and injured before the season starts. Always improving, that boy.

Not in my state! South Carolina didn’t ratify the 19th Amendment until 1969!