Serious question here: it’s pretty obvious that Ryan Murphy is a terrible writer, and I honestly don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone claim otherwise. I assume he still gets work because of the ratings his shows get?

I feel like talking about Washington QBs is a waste of time as long as the offensive line stays whatever the fuck we can allow ourselves to call it.

“Does anybody love pickles as much as I do?”

disappointed he is staying out of the race, but I could not respect his reasons more.

Not complaining, but is there any reason we’re doing this on Thursday this week?

Surprised this article didn’t mention Piers Morgan’s incredibly condescending opinion piece:

It doesn’t surprise me that Frasier would be opposed to abortion. He’s spoken out very strongly about his issues with scrambled eggs.

Once I saw Sunshine at 4, I knew the rest of the list. 28 Days Later is easily in my top 3 horror films, alongside stuff like Jacob’s Ladder and Dead Ringers.

“#NotAllVegetarians” - at least half the comments on this article

Lost my mother to pancreatic cancer last November. I already posted about my least favorite exchange with regards to condolences, but I’d like to talk about the strangest:

But did he get his chicken?

Everyone laughed when Chuck Johnson said he’d join the MMA...

it's alright. Stuff happens.

I’ve twice made the mistake of speaking to my mom’s evangelical best friend since her death last year of cancer. Both times, she’s given me the explanation that these things “happen for a reason.”

As a former resident of Myrtle Beach, this is really fucking depressing.

My wife is a beautician (and man bun enthusiast) and when I read the headline to her, she immediately responded “That’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.” Like the other commenter, she says it’s much more likely with tight braids, and more commonly seen in African-American women.

As a former resident of Mt. Pleasant, I can most assure you that it does exist. At one point, it had more SUVs per capita than any city in the country. It is a veritable bevy of 50/60-year old hippies turned Republicans.

“Explosive was the only missing element.”

I really enjoyed From Hell, too, but I think Depp is probably the least interesting part of it. The real standouts are Ian Holm and the art direction.

the real takeaway from this comment thread is that white blond ladies are terrible stoners.