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all due respect, you gotta tighten up your game. You are getting caught way too much.

We get it, Donald Trump. You want to fuck your daughter. Enough already.

For the purposes of this comment, I’m choosing to ignore the pernicious subtle racism of Hudson co-opting an Asian name. Instead, can we talk about how shitty his poem is?

This is why I had to stop reading Palahniuk. I had already cooled on his writing style, when I picked up Rant, which is made up of interviews of various people in the main character’s life. And his hip best friends talked exactly like the former sheriff and his old teachers. I don’t think I even got halfway through it.

*cough cough* Crabbe and Goyle *cough cough*

He’d be a great addition to Slytherin.

oy gay

But where does Donald stand on the Moops?

letting the commissioner do a Judge Dredd impression

I just can’t with this team anymore.

Honestly, maybe it’s for the best. I was excited about RG3 way back when, but if he keeps playing the way he has, he’ll be dead or paralyzed in ten years.

Coven Peters deserves some credit for (spoiler alert!) strangling that bitchy little actress who wouldn’t revive Zoe.

“For you, the day Washington paraded around their cheerleaders was the most embarrassing moment of your life. But for Washington fans, it was Friday.”

Someone should link Gruden to Margary’s YTS on the Redskins.

My favorite part of watching the Skins this year is that my father (an MSU grad) and I spend entire games making up incorrect names for Kirk Cousins, since everyone calls him Kurt. Lately, the name that has stuck is Curd Cuisine.

RGIII getting good and injured before the season starts. Always improving, that boy.

For people who bemoan feminists and the “demasculization” of their favorite art forms, these guys sure whine a lot.

Not in my state! South Carolina didn’t ratify the 19th Amendment until 1969!

It’s nice that we live in a world where the good guys and the bad guys are so plainly differentiated.

My favorite part is her apologizing for the entire thing if Drew/Dave/Charley is married.