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But where does Donald stand on the Moops?

letting the commissioner do a Judge Dredd impression

I just can’t with this team anymore.

Honestly, maybe it’s for the best. I was excited about RG3 way back when, but if he keeps playing the way he has, he’ll be dead or paralyzed in ten years.

Coven Peters deserves some credit for (spoiler alert!) strangling that bitchy little actress who wouldn’t revive Zoe.

“For you, the day Washington paraded around their cheerleaders was the most embarrassing moment of your life. But for Washington fans, it was Friday.”

Someone should link Gruden to Margary’s YTS on the Redskins.

My favorite part of watching the Skins this year is that my father (an MSU grad) and I spend entire games making up incorrect names for Kirk Cousins, since everyone calls him Kurt. Lately, the name that has stuck is Curd Cuisine.

RGIII getting good and injured before the season starts. Always improving, that boy.

Not in my state! South Carolina didn’t ratify the 19th Amendment until 1969!

My favorite part is her apologizing for the entire thing if Drew/Dave/Charley is married.

As long as the rapist didn’t become a doctor at an abortion clinic, Huckabee’s conscience is clean.

“Vodka or bourbon?” is the adult version of “water or Coke?”

I didn’t know Travis Bickle wrote for the Chicago Tribune. Neat!

This might be the craziest question I’ve ever asked, but WHICH San Diego Charger with brain damage from CTE who committed suicide are you talking about?

Sister Mary Heston?

I’ve been using my work computer for a month to browse the Gawker sites, and I logged into my Kinja account for the first time to star your comment.

I give this two thumbs up.

“I think he knows that if you’re going to beat Hillary Clinton— if Hillary Clinton is going to get beat, there’s only one party that’s going to beat her,” he said on Fox News. “It’s the Republican Party.”