you’re seriously comparing cheaters to someone like Violentacrez?

Remind me again why supposedly "moral" people are so great?

Here’s a question for you: are they worse at their job than the detectives of Miami Metro on Dexter?

I can make it on my own!

You want a real treat, Google South Carolina Governor Coleman Blease. He makes Pat Tillman sound moderate.

I love all the lead up to his death, too.

HEY HEY HEY leave me the fuck out of this

Even if I become richer beyond my wildest dreams, I really hope I never spend $250 on a light bulb.

My favorite coffee shop does a honey habenero latte, it’s pretty tasty, but I definitely prefer it in small portions. If you get a large, it kind of becomes a chore to drink.

she also wasn’t particularly ugly. She just had really bad skin.

all fair points except for 2. Yoga Jones shot a kid because she was drunk while guarding her marijuana crop, and she thought he was a deer.

What I find confusing is the varying sentences that got people into Litchfield. Most of them seem to be there for drugs or fraud. But then you have people like Miss Collette, Yoga Jones, Pennsatucky, and the Golden Girls, who are all there for murder. And I dunno what Crazy Eyes did, but I imagine assault was involved.

What frustrates me the most is that Jim and his ilk are basically saying that they prefer children to die of preventable diseases than risk children getting autism (which they won’t).

One of my least favorite things about my gym is that two of the twelve screens lined up in front of the cardio machines are tuned to Fox News, and I’m usually working out during Outnumbered. I sometimes take my glasses off so I can’t see what they’re talking about.

I’ve met this guy. My father worked with this guy. And I’m probably one of his biggest critics, since he’s my state’s most visible political face.

I’m not finished, so theoretically this could change, but for now I’m digging the shit out of this movie. My favorite movie ever is Memento, and this is basically that with less philosophical musings and more shooting people.

For people obsessed with “professional victims”, they sure whine a lot.

I think they’re more likely to just not talk about it at all.

A conservative brony.