Shit, I have no idea if you’re male, female, 20, 50, whatever, and I’m already excited to come over.

Batiste will probably win just because it’s way more affordable, but dry shampoo is just one of those things where you have to pay for quality.

Batiste will probably win just because it’s way more affordable, but dry shampoo is just one of those things where…

Batiste is crap. TresEmme is crap. Dove is alright, but smells too strong.

Batiste is crap. TresEmme is crap. Dove is alright, but smells too strong.

It’s a wig.

this is the gritty reboot. Assault on Precinct 4 was the first one that started to become self-aware, and by 7 we were at full blown parody. They tried a less drastic reboot not long after, but this is the one I’m really excited for.

interesting idea to grow your mustache from your nostrils

(I did not know we had that kind of realultimatepower.net, but apparently we do)

I can’t speak for the exact town they list, but I went to college in Clinton, South Carolina, which is probably the biggest town in Laurens County. Both Clinton and the county seat are TINY. And Joanna apparently has a population of 1,600. Call me a snob, but I’m not comfortable setting down in a town with the same…

The one interview I keep seeing is where this white woman with the back to the camera says the officer acted “admirably” and should “get a medal.”

I will always hold a place in my mouth for original flavor Listerine, aka “the one where you can hear every germ in your mouth screaming in agony”

I will always hold a place in my mouth for original flavor Listerine, aka “the one where you can hear every germ in…

My first thought:

I still do that. My wife doesn’t appreciate my humor.

That would never have been approved as a show in the first place, because black families only have extra kids so they can get more welfare checks /s

Yes. I told her what I knew, anyway, which was that it was faux-Scottish Hooters.

My wife and I were driving around trying to find a place to eat a couple of weeks ago, and she suggested The Tilted Kilt. I said repeatedly, “are you sure?” I’d never eaten there before, but I worked in an open air mall that had one, so I’d seen the outfits and had a good idea of what to expect. She was legitimately…

Can we just acknowledge that this is a ploy by Kara to release her memoir into a market without any competitors?

I feel like 99% of the world already knows this, but

Jessa Duggar’s father-in-law goes on to say that fans shouldn’t be shocked by Josh’s actions — he claims that many people would do the same thing if they didn’t fear the consequences of their behavior.

I hope that ass grab was worth it, Hoody Jerkovitch.

He can slay my Nagini anytime.