I’ll take Dewey Crowe over George Zimmerman any day of the week.

Zimmerman was shot in the face

Bless you.

There ya go. I retract the part about the race, but stand firmly by the “unfunny” designation.

I honestly thought Nick DiPaolo was dead. Who am I thinking of? Unfunny white male comedian who only shows up at roasts?

Before I realized this was an anti-Sea World ad, I thought the headline was needlessly insulting.

Why’d you put up a cast photo from Nothing But Trouble?

It’s cheap, shockingly easy to drink (probably cuz it’s mostly water), and gets the job done quick. Kind of a marvel, really.

And don’t forget that this is the same company that has been bragging about how regular beer contains “the finest ingredients” and basically calls anyone who drinks craft beer pussies.

George Zimmerman lived in a white suburb, so it might be more useful than you think.

Welp. This is a thing I’ve now seen. Thanks bunches.

I was hoping they’d have a vid of Teddy Bear tearing into a watermelon, but no such luck, so here he is being adorable with a pumpkin.

It looks like a cinematic where the textures aren’t done loading yet. It’s so fucking unsettling.

I hate the new Joker because he’s not Cesar Romero.

God, the comments on his Facebook page defending the mirror are some of the grossest shit I’ve seen in a while.

singed.

And a non-attending anecdote: due to a standardized test, I missed Radiohead performing in Charlotte. My best friend called me as they started “Reckoner” (my favorite track from their just released In Rainbows) and let me listen to the whole thing.

Probably coming in too late for anyone to notice, but my two favorite moments are about ten years apart.

I haven’t eaten at Subway in the longest time, so I can’t really comment on the taste anymore. But they certainly have some of the saddest employees in the business. Even more so than McDonald’s, I would dare to say.

Exactly. If a man wants to rape a woman in a bathroom, he doesn’t need to pretend to be a woman. He just walks in the fucking bathroom and rapes.