I still do that. My wife doesn’t appreciate my humor.

That would never have been approved as a show in the first place, because black families only have extra kids so they can get more welfare checks /s

Yes. I told her what I knew, anyway, which was that it was faux-Scottish Hooters.

My wife and I were driving around trying to find a place to eat a couple of weeks ago, and she suggested The Tilted Kilt. I said repeatedly, “are you sure?” I’d never eaten there before, but I worked in an open air mall that had one, so I’d seen the outfits and had a good idea of what to expect. She was legitimately…

Can we just acknowledge that this is a ploy by Kara to release her memoir into a market without any competitors?

I feel like 99% of the world already knows this, but

Jessa Duggar’s father-in-law goes on to say that fans shouldn’t be shocked by Josh’s actions — he claims that many people would do the same thing if they didn’t fear the consequences of their behavior.

I hope that ass grab was worth it, Hoody Jerkovitch.

He can slay my Nagini anytime.

I’ll take Dewey Crowe over George Zimmerman any day of the week.

Zimmerman was shot in the face

Bless you.

There ya go. I retract the part about the race, but stand firmly by the “unfunny” designation.

I honestly thought Nick DiPaolo was dead. Who am I thinking of? Unfunny white male comedian who only shows up at roasts?

Before I realized this was an anti-Sea World ad, I thought the headline was needlessly insulting.

Why’d you put up a cast photo from Nothing But Trouble?

It’s cheap, shockingly easy to drink (probably cuz it’s mostly water), and gets the job done quick. Kind of a marvel, really.

And don’t forget that this is the same company that has been bragging about how regular beer contains “the finest ingredients” and basically calls anyone who drinks craft beer pussies.

George Zimmerman lived in a white suburb, so it might be more useful than you think.

Welp. This is a thing I’ve now seen. Thanks bunches.