I was hoping they’d have a vid of Teddy Bear tearing into a watermelon, but no such luck, so here he is being adorable with a pumpkin.

It looks like a cinematic where the textures aren’t done loading yet. It’s so fucking unsettling.

I hate the new Joker because he’s not Cesar Romero.

God, the comments on his Facebook page defending the mirror are some of the grossest shit I’ve seen in a while.

singed.

And a non-attending anecdote: due to a standardized test, I missed Radiohead performing in Charlotte. My best friend called me as they started “Reckoner” (my favorite track from their just released In Rainbows) and let me listen to the whole thing.

Probably coming in too late for anyone to notice, but my two favorite moments are about ten years apart.

I haven’t eaten at Subway in the longest time, so I can’t really comment on the taste anymore. But they certainly have some of the saddest employees in the business. Even more so than McDonald’s, I would dare to say.

Exactly. If a man wants to rape a woman in a bathroom, he doesn’t need to pretend to be a woman. He just walks in the fucking bathroom and rapes.

I’ve seen some of the comments about this, and they are fucking awful. The worst ones are the duplicitous ones that say “we respect the trans community” and then a sentence later refers to trans women as “men in dresses”.

I don’t do much XBL stuff, since I’m not sociable irl, and even less so when it’s hyper-competitive dicks. But I did have fun playing TF2 on Orange Box, because while I played, my then-girlfriend would man the headphone set. She has thicker skin than me, and the trolls would get particularly mad, because not only was…

2 words: Lasagna Cat

The biology here confuses me.

As far as I’m concerned, Michael Caine can say whatever the fuck he wants. When asked about Jaws: The Revenge, he said “I haven’t seen it, but I have seen the house it built.”

“When the issue comes out, Antonin, I better like what you said, or Obama’s gonna have to make an emergency appointment.”

Bristles?

Hitler: What a Jerk!

so what's the excuse for him planting a taser? claiming he performed CPR when he didn't? Or are these all holdovers from the fear he was feeling?

Maybelline Pumped Up

Maybelline Pumped Up

I live in South Carolina, and here’s my depressing story about home.