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The ultimate question is which you would rather be saddled with paying for in the long run: Hulu Plus or pornography? I know my answer.

what's the difference?

I haven't started watching it, but I was never a fan of Erin Burnett on the Office, and it seems like she's playing an even more twee version of the gratingly bubbly character she played there. I don't know if my teeth can take it.

Potato Chips are great and Pringles Guy is its prophet

Spotify is great for lulling you into a false sense of comfort before suddenly TROJAN MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Tell me you weren't excited to hear the Cayce abortion guy in front of Piggie Park.

I second that emotion.

Tell that to Terry Schiavo's husband.

In their defense, I'm pretty sure everyone knew from the beginning that Walt was going to die. It was just an issue of how.

The way conservatives choose their heroes seems tirelessly random. Phil Robertson has become a conservative icon while Cliven Bundy's become a pariah, and they both said pretty much the exact same thing about black people.

It never ceases to amaze me that Breitbart is still a thing.

Aw, come on, Keith! Bill O'Reilly is in the news for lying about reporting from a warzone, and you get yourself in trouble over Penn State? Color me disappointed.

I want my Strawberry centered cookies back.

It would be hard to decide whether to call the police or to deal with the veterinarian yourself.

I guess we're both making assumptions today.

I never called her a liar. But often when someone is in an abusive relationship, that person will shut out the voices of dissent. It's not an intentional thing so much as a coping mechanism to try to convince yourself that the relationship you're in is a positive one.

And I honestly wish she had said something. I wish someone had said something to me!

I have lost the bushy-tailed optimism of a young and fresh server. I've been playing this game for far too long,

I do want to go on record saying I might use flight miles to get SI if I get the sneaker phone.