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That's fair. I'm definitely projecting my frustration with twerking being credited to Miley in the mainstream.

I am really tired of white girls singing the praises of booty. I apologize if this comes off as body-shamey, but Miley Cyrus is probably one of the last girls who can play the poster child for booty. Even Trainor, who is definitely more curvy than Miley, is still very white girl in the booty department.

Yeah, gamers have been pissing their pants over her for two years. Sterling told you dumb bastards to quit your bellyaching, and all it did was buy her more publicity. And no, she's not under investigation for Utah State, because the campus police were the ones who took the calls in the first place. So maybe you

Because everything you're saying is a lie.

I'd say the pinnacle of it was the dude from Breitbart making jokes about Brianna Wu's dead dog. Very ethical.

He sees a kid with a Lazer Tag gun, shoots the kid, and gets to keep his gun. Oh, but now he's too SCARED to ever use it again. That's the real tragedy! He should have been fucking indicted. And then, at the end of the movie, Karl's brother rises from the dead, and Powell shoots his ass, so the feel-good ending of the

If sweet chili ketchup is a thing, I can understand why. I'm not up-to-date on my condiment shopping, so are there other varieties in the States, and I just haven't noticed?

whenever I want to be slammed by reality in classic movies, I watch them with my wife. She doesn't care a fraction as much as I do about them, and it's led to some startling revelations. The chief two: Scarlett O'Hara is a fucking sociopath, and "It's a Wonderful Life" is about a man who is completely miserable, but

"But the bruises on her body would only work if the rapist was LEFT-handed!"

That's not fair to Tobey. Just last year he was universally considered the least interesting thing about a film adaptation of one of America's most celebrated literary works.

Squirting is definitely not my cup of tea (or whatever the hell it is, apparently scientists don't know?), but what the fuck. It just seems completely absurd to take something that is literally pornography (but between consenting adults) and suddenly say WHOA WHOA NONE OF THAT NOW.

I'm not sure that's a fair argument. I'm sure some percentage of violent criminals are committing their acts because of some problem with their biology. I worked in a psychiatric facility for dementia patients, and I've seen patients attempt to rape other patients. I understand that it was likely due to their brains

I used to work as a phlebotomist, and on rare occasions, when getting blood for transfusions, I would get the AIDS question. My favorite version "You'll make sure I don't get any AIDS blood, right?"

Well, looks like I get to continue lying to the Red Cross.

Even if it's not about date rape (it may not be meant to be, but it is very rapey) it is still a really obnoxious song. The social ramifications are only the second reason I don't want to hear it anymore.

Admittedly, I am a big fan of Bill Cosby being dejected.

I was expressing my opinion about Lena Dunham and her popularity. I was pointing out that I don't understand her continued success. And it bothers me that she doesn't own up to her own moments as an abuser. I did not once question the validity of her concerns and experiences, or her use of her success to speak out

It doesn't? I'm pretty sure I never said anything of that sort?

I definitely felt like a crazy person when that piece came out, because people were saying shit like "it's not that weird," and all I could think was "no, it's pretty fucking weird."

I don't get Lena. I don't know how she's become the right's go-to effigy for young progressives, though I imagine all the problematic shit she says and does just makes their job easier. Breitbart is, as usual, super shitty for trying to turn her into someone lying about her rape. On the other hand, I have absolutely