I think a large part of these parodies are a chance for straight-acting white dudes to dress like girls and prance for three minutes. Can't blame them for one second, though I will not be making a video of my own, because I don't hate other people enough to subject them to myself in a leotard.

Yep, definitely more important to fight the disease that showed up this year, than the disease we've been unsuccessfully fighting for centuries.

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I pray that a hunk of frozen shit falls out of an airplane and directly onto his head. I'm not saying I WANT that to happen, just that I'm praying for it to happen.

You just cast the vomitus curse on me.

it's uncanny

depressing gif party!

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Holy shit. I'm pretty sure I could manage being a total shithead for a month, and then retire with a mostly clean conscience.

Well, giving him the benefit of a doubt, I'll allow McKay his sanity.

Because he was a misogynist psychopath?

The dog from Animated Titanic RT @IGGYAZALEA name a rapper better than me

Jesus. That must have been hard to write.

Dante's Inferno is self-insert Bible fanfiction.

Not to be a pedant, but is the falling of Lucifer actually in the Bible? Because I was under the impression that was all Milton writing a massive Bible fanfiction.

Satan Claus is coming to town!

I'm pretty obsessive about using Q-tips even though I know I shouldn't. Occasionally, I'll get into one of those weird moods and watch impacted ear wax vids on Youtube.

Zoe: Leading misandrist.

I fucking adore ~. I felt like an idiot when I was reading that article and only then realized that she was Mason from Snowpiercer.