I definitely didn't like RE5, but after this one, I came out saying "Maybe I was hard on it." I probably wasn't.

I'm 100% behind this remake. They can start by making it not a steaming pile of shit.

Just lost my mother to pancreatic less than two weeks ago.

Man, Ross Breunig looks like a goober.

Frealz. If it had been like 20 bucks, I'd have chalked it up to a life lesson and just dealt with it, but it was at least $80 buyback, and I wanted that fucking money.

At any given moment, I want Nickelback to be at least 7,700 km away from me.

That was definitely the nail in the coffin for me. If they'd just owned up to it, and said "Yeah, we called her Tard, and we recognize that's kind of rude, so we're not gonna call her that anymore", I would be a lot kinder to them. But the fact that they made up a bullshit excuse, with the fact that they're going to…

It obviously doesn't begin to compare to sexual assault, but I had to pull this on a guy who "borrowed" my chemistry book near the end of the school year, so he could sell it back to the bookstore. I literally stayed in the dorm for an extra two hours on my last day on campus because he said he was gonna get them back…

"Does Chris Gaines smoke meat cigars?" - Tracy Morgan

I hope you're not being sarcastic with the Washington team name, because I actually like that a lot.

I think, and I could be totally off base with this, that it's definitely a combination of Griffin having absolutely no concept of what his own body can take, and Washington not even trying to hold him back for a moment, because he sells jerseys.

Why aren't we talking about that?

Mike Brown was such a jerk to throw that marshmallow at Wilson.

"I grantee [sic] if it did go to court that he would be proven innocent. He has a video of it and she was coherent."

Sometimes there's a mob mentality not because of any manipulation by the media, but because occasionally, someone's actions are just bad enough for everyone to be angry.

It always astounds me the choices people make when they want to play devil's advocate.

Just to pull an example which pretty much everyone can relate to:

I'd have to take him outside to look at the flowers.

His victims being on camera is perfectly fine, but wouldn't want anyone to see him in a compromising position, would we?