That's not fair to Tobey. Just last year he was universally considered the least interesting thing about a film adaptation of one of America's most celebrated literary works.

Squirting is definitely not my cup of tea (or whatever the hell it is, apparently scientists don't know?), but what the fuck. It just seems completely absurd to take something that is literally pornography (but between consenting adults) and suddenly say WHOA WHOA NONE OF THAT NOW.

I'm not sure that's a fair argument. I'm sure some percentage of violent criminals are committing their acts because of some problem with their biology. I worked in a psychiatric facility for dementia patients, and I've seen patients attempt to rape other patients. I understand that it was likely due to their brains…

I used to work as a phlebotomist, and on rare occasions, when getting blood for transfusions, I would get the AIDS question. My favorite version "You'll make sure I don't get any AIDS blood, right?"

Well, looks like I get to continue lying to the Red Cross.

Even if it's not about date rape (it may not be meant to be, but it is very rapey) it is still a really obnoxious song. The social ramifications are only the second reason I don't want to hear it anymore.

Admittedly, I am a big fan of Bill Cosby being dejected.

I was expressing my opinion about Lena Dunham and her popularity. I was pointing out that I don't understand her continued success. And it bothers me that she doesn't own up to her own moments as an abuser. I did not once question the validity of her concerns and experiences, or her use of her success to speak out…

It doesn't? I'm pretty sure I never said anything of that sort?

I definitely felt like a crazy person when that piece came out, because people were saying shit like "it's not that weird," and all I could think was "no, it's pretty fucking weird."

I don't get Lena. I don't know how she's become the right's go-to effigy for young progressives, though I imagine all the problematic shit she says and does just makes their job easier. Breitbart is, as usual, super shitty for trying to turn her into someone lying about her rape. On the other hand, I have absolutely…

I think a large part of these parodies are a chance for straight-acting white dudes to dress like girls and prance for three minutes. Can't blame them for one second, though I will not be making a video of my own, because I don't hate other people enough to subject them to myself in a leotard.

Yep, definitely more important to fight the disease that showed up this year, than the disease we've been unsuccessfully fighting for centuries.

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I pray that a hunk of frozen shit falls out of an airplane and directly onto his head. I'm not saying I WANT that to happen, just that I'm praying for it to happen.

You just cast the vomitus curse on me.

it's uncanny

depressing gif party!

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