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Holy shit. I'm pretty sure I could manage being a total shithead for a month, and then retire with a mostly clean conscience.

Well, giving him the benefit of a doubt, I'll allow McKay his sanity.

Because he was a misogynist psychopath?

Jesus. That must have been hard to write.

Dante's Inferno is self-insert Bible fanfiction.

Not to be a pedant, but is the falling of Lucifer actually in the Bible? Because I was under the impression that was all Milton writing a massive Bible fanfiction.

Satan Claus is coming to town!

I'm pretty obsessive about using Q-tips even though I know I shouldn't. Occasionally, I'll get into one of those weird moods and watch impacted ear wax vids on Youtube.

Zoe: Leading misandrist.

I fucking adore ~. I felt like an idiot when I was reading that article and only then realized that she was Mason from Snowpiercer.

I definitely didn't like RE5, but after this one, I came out saying "Maybe I was hard on it." I probably wasn't.

I'm 100% behind this remake. They can start by making it not a steaming pile of shit.

Just lost my mother to pancreatic less than two weeks ago.

Man, Ross Breunig looks like a goober.

Frealz. If it had been like 20 bucks, I'd have chalked it up to a life lesson and just dealt with it, but it was at least $80 buyback, and I wanted that fucking money.

At any given moment, I want Nickelback to be at least 7,700 km away from me.

That was definitely the nail in the coffin for me. If they'd just owned up to it, and said "Yeah, we called her Tard, and we recognize that's kind of rude, so we're not gonna call her that anymore", I would be a lot kinder to them. But the fact that they made up a bullshit excuse, with the fact that they're going to

It obviously doesn't begin to compare to sexual assault, but I had to pull this on a guy who "borrowed" my chemistry book near the end of the school year, so he could sell it back to the bookstore. I literally stayed in the dorm for an extra two hours on my last day on campus because he said he was gonna get them back