"Does Chris Gaines smoke meat cigars?" - Tracy Morgan

I hope you're not being sarcastic with the Washington team name, because I actually like that a lot.

I think, and I could be totally off base with this, that it's definitely a combination of Griffin having absolutely no concept of what his own body can take, and Washington not even trying to hold him back for a moment, because he sells jerseys.

Why aren't we talking about that?

Mike Brown was such a jerk to throw that marshmallow at Wilson.

"I grantee [sic] if it did go to court that he would be proven innocent. He has a video of it and she was coherent."

Sometimes there's a mob mentality not because of any manipulation by the media, but because occasionally, someone's actions are just bad enough for everyone to be angry.

It always astounds me the choices people make when they want to play devil's advocate.

Just to pull an example which pretty much everyone can relate to:

I'd have to take him outside to look at the flowers.

His victims being on camera is perfectly fine, but wouldn't want anyone to see him in a compromising position, would we?

He declined to talk on the phone or via email, responding, "How about in person? Bc im still not sure what your intentions are so id like to meet u."

Honestly, what the fuck can you even say at this point? Fuck catcallers, but especially fuck the people who defend them as harmless.

Well, more of a haughty queen who liked makeup and murder too much, but who's counting.

There's a reason that James Wan moved onto haunted house films.

Honestly, I think it was less about her being ugly and more about her being very plain-looking.

Her?

Westbrook Gose, or their Gozu, which throws in some citrus.

I never watched it, but I had kind of hoped that it would backfire and that beyond the Gogo Juice and Gilbert Grape mother there would be some great familial relations that would shine through. And then it took a hard-left to Godawfultown.

We might need to call in some helicopters for those bloomers.