These homosexuals are making me thirsty.

The easiest way to get Rick Scott to do something is to have control of the seven horcruxes.

Yeah, this is the sort of pearl-clutching bullshit I'd expect Bill O'Reilly to go on about today. "What's the deal with all these gays????"

It is buffoon!

Rick Perry: "But women aren't real people! Am I right?"

Can't watch this. Won't watch this.

Nothing about Lattimore?

Every once in a while I forget Gawker is still basically an Internet-based celebrity rag, and it takes twenty simultaneous articles about the VMAs to remind me.

I'm actually genuinely concerned for their safety here. I hate WBC as much as anyone, but I still don't want to see them get executed.

oh, he's definitely worse. I just hate her playing to homophobia right after her beau's bigotry is basically what destroyed him.

Don't you love it with both members of a feuding couple are completely disgusting?

What makes this more infuriating is that Tina Fey goes out of her way to be very nice and gracious to Palin in her book. I dare say Palin comes off better in Bossypants than she does in reality.

I live in South Carolina and one of my good friends from high school is trans, and she had a hell of a time growing up down here. Sometimes she gets especially down on herself because she's convinced she's going to spend her entire life alone, because people are either freaked out by her trans status, or see her as a…

My mental picture of the Gay Mafia just might be what I need to get through the week.

Parents, who do you want undressing next to your daughter at the public swimming pool's private changing area?

God. I just... Damn.

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Maybe I'm just slow, but how exactly is this ice bucket thing connected to ALS? Someone pours a bucket of ice water on you because ALS exists?

How is it 2014, and I still can't be honest about my sexuality and give blood at the same time?

It would have been really nice if hadn't taken a celebrity's death for Twitter to crack down on people like that.