when does Meat Cat comes out with his skateboard?

The gay agenda clearly at work: selling faggots for money.

CNN and its entire staff struggle to fill a 24-hour news cycle, and because of it occasionally falls into the realm of ridiculousness. If your news revolves around the thoughts of just one person, it's not going to take long to run out of things to say.

Sarah Palin is unstuck in time.

My cat pisses everywhere, most exclusively on my wife's clothes, and she has never even suggested he be put down.

Bring back Ninjara!

I silently rage at that, too. I've achieved this perfect balance of cream, sugar, and coffee, and I'm just slowly sipping at it, enjoying it, then suddenly: "let me top you off." I know it's ultimately good service, and I'd much rather be given too much than have to flag someone down for a refill, but dammit, that…

That's my mistake. I should have just said sugar. I'm just so used to using the raw stuff.

I'm gonna stand on the other side of the fence and say nothing enrages me more than a coffee shop employee who doesn't understand you can't add raw sugar to an iced coffee.

How does a restaurant employee take a picture of a meal like that and decide "yep, that's going public." Because while a pumpkin blossom quesadilla sounds intriguing, that picture is fucking hideous.

She's just taking the walk while waiting for her first appointment. #vajokes

No, see, Whoopi's just pointing out there's a difference between domestic abuse and DOMESTIC domestic abuse.

Is the "I word" idiot? Because I genuinely think she would have built a tolerance to that one.

I'm inclined to be fairly in the anti-Sorbo camp after his portrayal of the strawman philosophy professor in "God's Not Dead".

That's what she gets for wearing her bikini bottom that says "PANTIES" on the butt.

I dated a girl whose mother told her that those puffy rice cakes were cookies, so whenever she went to a friend's house and was offered cookies, she ended up saying "no thanks".

I feel like we should also be talking about Sia's "Chandelier", which is an extremely thinly veiled ode to addiction and suicide.

And I'm sure he didn't sexually harass well-known Playmates, who likely have legal representation courtesy of Hefner's empire.

My roommate in high school played his guitar all the time. Eventually I traded roommates. Then I discovered that my old roommate was a rising standup comedian who had a bit about how awful I was. I was depressed for a week.

Personally, I'd recommend Googling Esben & The Witch "Marching Song" if you REALLY want to get the gist of domestic violence.