So when does Danny Glover shoot this guy?

This is why I get mad at assholes who say we're "too politically correct" in this country. Really? We protect the rights of people who scream "WHORE!" in the face of crying teenagers, and somehow our country is too liberal?

Thanks a lot, Kinja.

If Gavin McInnes is defending him, it pretty much cements Richardson's garbage person status. For me, anyway.

They still have them in Myrtle Beach. The paper there is always printing a bogo coupon that my in-laws always fall for, despite having yet to have a positive experience there.

God, I am in total admiration of these women. Willing to spend time in a Friendly's. So brave.

I feel "better" (not sure that's the best word) about that scene, then. Right after I saw the dripping vial, I turned to my wife and said, "this movie's getting kind of rape-y, isn't it?" At least they were aware of how it would be taken.

It makes sense that Betty White is still alive. When I was a little girl growing up in St. Olaf, everyone made it to at least 100.

Stroke? Yeah, right!

Kinda having trouble seeing this one. I'd like to hear what the driver has to say about it.

I'm gonna risk putting myself out there, by admitting that I at one point had a kill fantasy regarding girls who had "rejected" me.

Once again, I'm going to argue in favor of South Carolina. Why? That whole dust up over the state cutting funding to books, USC Upstate cancelling that play because the satirical title was taken as "recruiting", and the most recent step, where USC Upstate closed its Womens/Minority Center, citing budget cuts. Also,…

On one hand, Velveeta is disgusting, and so far from nutritious I'm pretty sure it doesn't even have nutritional facts.

I assume these are all either residents of nursing homes or dialysis patients, because I genuinely don't know anyone else who watches that show.

South Carolina will give MS a run for their money. I'm annoyed because I think we'll legalize marijuana before gay marriage. As much as I want my sticky icky, I can hold back if it means my gay friends get the rights I've had.

It makes me so happy to think about how unhappy this makes Rick Santorum.

"I don't feel like a tiny woman sitting inside of a "male" body piloting like some kind of gender identity version of Neon Genesis Evangelion or Mobile Suit Gundam."

I've been wondering, how do you break into something like that?

I feel your Frozen-oriented pain. I work in a blood lab, and I always seem to end up singing "Let it Go" when I'm getting samples out of the walk-in. What can I say? The cold never bothered me anyway.

Shit, I was IN that class, and that's still what I thought it meant. South Carolina sex ed, ladies and gentlemen.