That last line is the goddamned gospel truth.

“he said. I can think of a few other reasons why I don’t want a repeat of the 2016 election, too.”

My expectation is that they’re trying to take advantage of the reports that Mueller would be required to “go dark” soon to avoid influencing the midterms. The idea being they can say “nothing to see here, the investigation’s over” with a couple months’ headroom before the elections, and Mueller can’t really say “the…

Giuliani is operating on a “well, I said it on TV so it must be true” line of thought

The odds of Giuliani lying his ass off about seeing a “timeline” are...pretty good. No investigator—especially not one with the bona fides of Robert Mueller—would have a timeline to shut down an investigation.

Come on, now. When you cheat on your wife with that many people, sometimes name get mixed up. It’s understandable.

Well, someone has to invoke Godwin’s Law so it might as well be me: this is a reasonable approximation of the tone, thematic overtones, and fidelity to grammar and spelling I’d expect if Hitler had had Twitter down in that bunker in spring 1945.

I agree, you really have 2 paths to take with these fights on a TV budget.

1 - just pretend you have a cinematic budget and really lean in, no matter how shoddy the effects look (Legends of Tomorrow - Beebo vs Mallus)
2 - keep it quick with good looking effects

Shield almost always opts for 2, and honestly it fits the…

As someone who was on board with the theory of Simmons already being pregnant, making Fitz expendable, my initial reaction to his injuries were “A-ha! They Wash’d him!” I was absolutely suckered in by the funereal toast and, when I realized what they were really doing, shouted “You fuckers!” in that way that’s both…

“What was going through your head when you found out that this was going on?” one reporter asked the man.

Shit like this is why I have little patience for people who say, “But Pence!” when impeachment talk comes up. Hair Fuhrer’s agenda is perfectly aligned with the oppressive, hateful shit Pence wants. The only difference will be no tweeting (and, I *think*, less chance of war over penis size).

My gyno prescribed me Mirena to outlast the administration just in case (Summer 2016).

And the really stupid thing is, THEIR OWN Bible pretty much tells them that you can’t just rely on prayers and faith alone.

The problem with America is that it is full of Americans.

Show up at a school shooting with a gun.....what the fuck?

If the “pro-lifers” supported taking care of the baby AFTER it was born, I would be more sympathetic to them. But once that baby is out, then the “pro-lifers” don’t care and go out of their way to hurt the child (getting rid of SNAP, not allowing the mother time off, no health insurance). This action is just the…

Is this even legal? Is this one more publicity stunt that will waste an enormous amount of time and money being nullified in court (while the most vulnerable suffer in limbo)? Whenever they make these horrifying pronouncements they are distracting from something.

I’m hosting a girl power themed Planned Parenthood dance party fundraiser tomorrow night in Asheville if anyone wants to come.....

My blood is boiling. This administration is so cruel to the most neglected and neediest people. The global gag rule is so awful and now being used here. PP is 100% being targeted and punished although they do not use federal money for abortions. They provide access to healthcare so many women desperately need and…