This is a better point than it ought to be...

Just goes to show you, a college degree doesn’t automatically make you not a fuckin moron

WHAT THE JIGGLYFUCK IS THAT

I’d like to sign up for your newsletter

I heard he’s not even going

GET THIS PERSON MORE STARS

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a phone charger is a good guy with a phone charger!

What’s an “outside”?

Or “do a shot” per my father-in-law

*salutes*

Wow were those off the top of your head or have you thought this out??

#NotAllSoiledDiapers