the oldest living person according to the Russian government

You don’t have to look great to wave money (I mean campaign contributions) under the noses of politicians. Hell, Mick Mulvaney outright said that was how you got his attention.

I really fail to understand how Blake Farenthold would be an effective lobbyist. Here’s where I admit that I know nothing about the world of lobbying, but I always imagined lobbyists to be someone that didn’t make your skin crawl - you know, so you could spend enough time around them so that they’d convince you to…

Trump falling ass-backwards into a possible denuclearization of North Korea and the fucking it up with his own ego would be just the most Trumpy thing he could do, like a little fractal section of his whole presidency...

“I’m sorry to do this, but remember Former Texas Rep. Blake Farenthold? Alleged sexual harasser, lover of onesies?”

“I’d rather have him inside the tent pisssing out instead of outside the tent pissing in,” LBJ.

A single bankruptcy filing doesn’t signal, to me, any personal failing on the filer’s part. It’s part of the risk of doing business. However, 4 of them, well, that’s a pattern... Let’s see...do I know of any high-profile person with 4 bankruptcy filings...

Possibly unpopular opinion, but I’m glad that there’s a good guy* out there who plays the media game as well as Trump and his cronies, and is will to go low.

Avenatti and Stormy have already won. Cohen and Trump will eventually settle in an attempt to make them go away. She’ll continue to ride the resurgence in her career, do reality tv, etc. and Avenatti can either practice law or be a talking head on the networks.

Maybe I’m “believing the hype” about this guy (because OOOOOOH how I want him to take Donny Two-Scoops down), but I read up on Avenatti a good bit one day. Admittedly, I don’t know anything about his finances, but he won the largest settlement in California last year, in a class-action lawsuit against a major…

I’m wondering when we’ll get the leak that Trump is asking whether he can fire Pence, and being told no he can’t.

He may be a slime ball, but if ever there was a time to have a slime ball in your corner, that time is now.

most of the company’s value is in their image. changing it could easily leave the company with nothing. they won’t mess with their image until there isn’t any value left in it at all. so, in 5 years, maybe?

The Card Melania got:

The universe has a built-in negative feedback loop against evil.

But you still score good points for alliteration and the use of the doctor term.

I mean, if someone’s leaking actual classified information, then it’s a crime. Don’t know that it’s treason though.

More like a massive micturation, amirite?

Were the leaks coming from the Russian prostitutes a massive exaggeration too? <Cymbals>

Welp, Hamas seems to want to make a push. Gonna get worse before it gets back to “reliably shitty.”