Seems like all the guys I’ve ever met who are super into fighting with katanas (in likely hilariously innacurate/ineffective ways) are shaped like that.

this is incredibly evocative imagery and i love it

Tae Kwan Dope.

I have a large fish tank. In it, I have, among other fish, a pleco (sort of an exotic catfish) and a dojo loach (sort of like an eel with a bristly mouth). They’re both bottom feeders. From time to time, I see them snuffling sand and gravel next to each other, one pushing little bits gravel into the space that the…

Every morning, Hannity meets Glenn Rubin, a man he calls his “sensei,” who coaches him through two hours of “street martial arts.”

So when is Trump leaving his wife to hook up with Hannity?

I bet his style is too deadly to be practiced at full strength.

I seem to remember some article or interview where The Manatee said he incorporated “an hour of blade work” into his standard workout routine. I could just see this fat cunt jumping around, flailing wildly with a sword. Took me about three days to unroll my eyes

I believe the correct term is “mutual masturbation”.

“he’s one of those people who would say he doesn’t do martial arts, he does something way more hardcore and totally, like, extreme, but you wouldn’t get it”

If you told me in 2014 that Barack Obama chatted on the phone every night with someone like Keith Olbermann, it would have cratered my opinion of Barack Obama.

This chubby fuck works out for 2 hours every day and still looks like that?

Well, he may drink like a child who is really into James Bond would drink, but his arousal piques whenever he hears the words “white”, so the White Russian is a fitting drink.

I hope, to a one, each and every motherfucker who currently works in the White House is suffering physically and mentally. I hope they can’t sleep at night. I hope they have continuous heartburn. I hope they haven’t taken a solid shit since 1.20.17. I hope their allergies are particularly bad. I hope all of their sex…

They’re going to get away with this aren’t they?

Close the comments, we have a winner.

The Challenger Launch decision is now taught in engineering schools, management schools and sociology departments as an example of a bad decision. So, yes, “historically bad.”

You should read about Rogers Commission and Richard Feynman*. Feynman was a Nobel prize winning theoretical physicist, and the person largely responsible for exposing the O-ring issue. He also exposed the flaws in NASA’s mentality by threatening to remove his name from the Rogers Commission report if it didn’t contain…

I think he tried to pull out at the last second.

At least it wasn’t Cigar Aficionado.