It would be poetic justice.

Breaking: Fat old fuck who accused Hillary Clinton of pay-to-play schemes and corruption is up to his eyeballs in pay-to-play schemes and corruption. Hooray for post-factual humanity.

“Shit. If his lawyer is this stupid, there’s no point in even meeting Trump.”

Getting loaded instead of appearing on Hannity works better for me.

Me: “Persky? The judge who gave Brock Turner that bullshit sentence? I can’t imagine any way I could dislike him more.”

Question for California lawyers: did the judge rule the way he did because he was constrained by the law and precedent at the time, or did he use his discretion to do so?

“How they responded to the employees’ behavior was solely at their discretion.”

None of that is true. I’m not sleeping now. I’m in Dallas. I’m wide awake. I’ve handled numerous cases including some sensitive cyber matters. I’m a lot more aware and intelligent than Joe has ever been and a lot more accomplished. Joe hasn’t been knighted by the Queen of England. He hasn’t run a U.S. attorney’s…

The image at the top is precisely what I would have pictured had you given the story and nothing else. Just some beyond middle aged guy who must not be interrupted while conducting the very important business of conducting very important business.

Thank you, Professor Dauber.

“I handle sensitive cyber matters.”

I LOATHE to even kind of defend Rudy, but I would think one would want to be loaded before appearing on Hannity.

There’s no proof of any kind that I take too much alcohol.

You ask what Guiliani did to help NYC after 9/11: he left office on 1/1/2002. I know that he was term-limited, but anyway.

“if he was passed over for an administrion role due to drinking (which I can believe, because it was odd he wasn’t given a role), why would you put him on your legal team?”

Several thoughts. 1) if he was passed over for an administrion role due to drinking (which I can believe, because it was odd he wasn’t given a role), why would you put him on your legal team? 2) does Barron help him with the cyber? 3) if you go enough, you don’t remember when you go. You have a problem. 4) what did…

He admitted, however, that he could not remember whether he’d been carousing at a cigar bar called the Grand Havana Room before or after his infamous Sean Hannity interview (Politico reported that he’d been seen there).

No one who is a prodigious drinker would say “take too much alcohol.” It’s a very popular way to phrase other pharmacological vices, though. Huh.

Exactly how high are you right now?

Came here for Cally comments and you did not disappoint! God how I hated her character....so annnoyyiinngggggg :/