Thing is the people who vote them in love it. They’re doing the will of their people. However small a segment of the population that is.

Yes. They learned that their constituents have no problem with them not doing their jobs and wasting Taxpayer money.

And then they’ll insist that they don’t have the money for things that don’t involve badgering Hillary, such as... um... education and a whole bunch of other things. The world is really laughing at us.

God, Chaffetz is a shitbag. He’s the Shkreli of Congress.

The only good thing about this is that we’ll get four whole years of this awesomeness:

Oh please let’s win the House. I can’t stand eight more years of Congress refusing to actually do any work.

YES! Beautiful. I’m torn into thinking he’s too afraid of Michelle to actually do that though. Nobody fucks with Michelle.

Drumpf is just a little child or an old man with dementia, who is having temper tantrums, because someone is going to take his toy away

The only thing Assange cares about is his damn ego.

I’m sorry- is there something here about Clinton that we didn’t know about earlier? Yes, Clinton is a moderate- we know that. Yes, Clinton believes in a mixed economy, combining both capitalism and social programs- we know that.

Well, I think Bernie — and all the Berniecrats who are still out there insinuating those speeches have some kind of smoking gun in them — owes somebody* an apology.

I had the exact same reaction. When he started bashing her and trying to bizarrely argue that Trump wasn’t so bad from a transparency perspective (which he very obviously knows is bullshit) was the moment I realised how his hatred of Clinton is clearly not rational and has overtaken him completely. Indicates serious…

Calling it: today is the day the trump campaign officially died.

“My father loved to complain about big business and big government, but we had a solid middle class upbringing. We had good public schools. We had accessible health care. We had our little, you know, one-family house that, you know, he saved up his money, didn’t believe in mortgages... Now, obviously, I’m kind of far…

I’m told Billy Bush closed down his Twitter account this afternoon. Ha!

Cherry picking parts of quotes to remove context is fun!

Michelle Bachman can’t even admit her husband sucks dick.

I didn’t have much to begin with, but I have lost all respect for Julian Assange and Wikileaks. There is a huge difference in being for radical and absolute transparency (which I’ve always been conflicted on, but can understand the arguments in favour and certainly don’t think makes an advocate a bad intentioned…

The only way to win at twitter is not to play in the first place.

So after the election, we can say that today’s the day her presidency was sealed, right? Because if this is the best that Julian “Alleged Rapist” Assange can pull out of his ass, HRC is gonna be fine. I don’t even think Bernie could complain about this stuff.