Hypothesizing that two friends (people) of any gender/orientation are dating is a cornerstone of celebrity gossip.

Because there’s a hurricane coming for half of us and the other half just really want some fun gossip this Thursday, thankyouverymuch.

Did she think her child was a squirrel?

After NYC got a lucky break with Hurricane Irene, a bunch of people who evacuated waterfront neighborhoods whined that the government had lied to them, apparently not understanding that we were warned of the worst case, and a bunch of randomness was involved. A year later, they all stayed put for Hurricane Sandy,…

From what I’ve heard, he actually blows pretty well.

Christ. Even fucking natural disasters are a liberal conspiracy now.

Someone should tell him to fly a kite. With the rope tied around his feet. And a car door for a kite.

Those damn fat cat liberals at the “Hurricane Centre” are at it again!

I think he’s just upset that there’s a Matthew in Florida who blows worse than he does.

Okay, I want to say something a little bit controversial here...

I’m sure I’m off base here, but are you implying Fortune shouldn’t have been chosen to play this part because she’s fat and Coulter is thin and that might make Coulter and others feel bad? You should give it a watch. I think it might change your perspective a bit. Fortune is really funny here, give her a chance.

For fucking really. SMDH at this whole line of concern trolling here.

The body double joke is a clear reference to the right’s claims that Hillary had a body double walking around in her place because she was too ill to function, or something. Chelsea is pretty terrible, but I doubt that she and her writers were like, “who is the fattest comedian we can find on short notice to…

My main theory is that Handler intimidated Coulter on some level. But I also think this is yet another example of how a woman in a given situation will more often than not disrespect the woman before disrespecting a man in the same role. So I’m not surprised that she doesn’t cancel on Maher.

do you mean STD??

It’s ok that she canceled, we’ll always have that special night with Coulter that will sustain us.

She looks frail and sick.

Ann Coulter doesn’t have the stamina to be a professional troll. Have you seen her lately? Something’s really wrong with her, a lot of people are saying. Had to cancel an event. Sad!

I’m thinking that way too. This factoid in the Radar article seems the most exclusive disqualifier of them all:

Okay, the Radar forking TITLE says, “Superstar ACTOR...” so we can cross off anyone who is not an actor. Eesh...Here’s the other pertinent details in the article: