But he’s such an attention whore that solitary would make him insane. His whole schtick is “pay attention to me!” Imagine him spending 23+ hours a day with no one to act out at...

I beg to differ on that. They’re a distinct minority, but there are are some hot sociopaths. I dated more than one in my misspent youth...

I guess watching the VMAs made some little lady desperately thirsty, huh?

I caught them in Vegas a few days earlier. Cathartic.

He is so her type: Pretty brunettes who are quick with a sword.

Yup. This. I always fly into a rage at 9-11 worshippers because they hate New Yorkers but they fetishize this shit.

And just when they’re about to get pissed at me, I tell them I’m from NYC and watched it from my roof a mile away. I am not a player of cards, but this is the one case and the one audience where I throw…

I know. Why are trolls so painfully not funny but seem to always think they are?

Didn’t you say “Bye,” a while ago, little fellow?

But that’s always the way, isn’t it? Your type shrieks “I’m gonna leave!” like a 6-year-old shouting at his parents as he “runs away” to the front yard because he didn’t get his two scoops of ice cream.

And you’re about as mature and about as likely to actually depart,…

Um, what about al the violent righties? Or are we just not gonna worry about that?

Just for balance, my 4th grade teacher was a super-nice guy and very encouraging. Dressed pretty hip too.

Just walk away. Do not even listen, do not even let them finish the sentence. Just look them straight in the eye with all the contempt you can muster, say “I’m sorry” in your most pitying tone and walk away.

I’m a former teacher and I’m for firing anyone on staff who had any knowledge of this. And I want names, so no school ever hires them again. Clearly these are the exact opposite of the kind f people who should become teachers or work with children in ANY capacity.
I love black humor and shit-talking even more the the…

It delights you to be able to say that, doesn’t it?

Bring back Chris Isaak. That is all.

Um, you seem to be operating under the assumption that Trump and his minions know how to long-term plan.

Yep. Libertarians are fine with other folks being hauled off of the plane. But I promise if it had been one of them, they would have been even worse. No one thinks they’re more important than everyone else in the room and the rules don’t apply to them like a libertarian.

And you know the same people going “he should not have raised his voice” are the same people who scream like psychotic bitches if a barista gets their order wrong.

You are digging deep to blame this man. It’s nice to know that false rape charges, threats of violence, racial slurs and attempts to get someone arrested are not bad things in your book. But calling someone a “thot” is.

You friends with this chick or something? Pal of yours?

Did you seriosuly just blame his “animosity that he has for people like her” for her freaking out. Did you actually, really just justify her behavior by saying her phone had died?
Do you need an Advil after getting it so twisted?

I want the ghost of Joan Crawford to appear, snatch that Pepsi out of Kendall’s hand and slap her silly.