Crassness is always forgiveable if it’s funny. This is just limp shit, man.

I was disappointed when he used the same handshake for black and white players alike at the end.

UNRIVALED...at covering up countless instances of sexual abuse perpetrated by the defensive coordinator of the football team over a 20+ year period.

Better than some of the “surprises” that have occurred in Penn State football facilities.

Please forgive this rant and don’t come at me with any bullshit “you’re anti Islam” comments.

Young Anakin: “I sure hope I can keep my emotions in check if anything else traumatic happens in my life!”

If you drew a venn diagram of Americans who support Trump and Americans who like soccer, it’d pretty much be two separate circles.

Tell her if she loves your scar so much you’d be willing to give her one twice as long anywhere she wants it. Then do the dragging the thumb across your neck thing for good measure.

Enjoying sex and not getting pregnant are your husband’s mistress’s job.

That reminds me of a fun anecdote I heard a while back:

*in Hemingway’s (yes, I know, that’s a myth) 6-word story challenge*

That’s what bothers me, the willful ignorance that most birth control methods are also treatments for a plethora of conditions that affect young women and girls! Its seriously used as the treatment for so many issues from heavy bleeding, to irregular bleeding, painful bleeding etc. An IUD is so much easier for a girl.…

Well, yes. And their worst nightmare would be having poor white people recognize that the “poor” part is actually more important than the “white” part and start voting that way. Hence the constant dog-whistle racism (and more and more mainstream-audible racism).

Women should not have sex, and if they do, they should be punished for the sex by having to endure unwanted pregnancy and motherhood.

I have been screaming this sentiment to everyone who will listen. The GOP wants Americans dumb, broke and stockpiling guns.

Trump never pulls out. He’s planting the seed for a better tomorrow.

Our national nightmare continues.

The Jim Irsay prescription drug benefit plan saves the day!

This was the most disgusting thing to come out of a Hasselbeck’s mouth since the last airing of Fox & Friends.

She is in this predicament because of medical malpractice. She nor her personal beliefs are responsible the sheer negligence of the clinic’s staff.