Well then I guess she better hope you aren’t on the jury.

(Living in Boston for a very long time but then raising a family in NYC can leave you with very strange allegiances

Going to assume the former.

yeah, I was ramping up the excitement reading that just like the crowd and then . . . we are walking to the media room :(

The account cuts off right before the penalty kick. Is this some sort of mindfuck? I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND WHAT COLOR SHINGLES ARE ON YOUR ROOF.

Those are probably the best two things to watch.

Look out, Burneko — Jim Tomsula is gonna take over Foodspin.

When I was a kid we found our porn used and discarded in the woods. Sure that copy of OUI was wet and sorry and smelled like dead leaves, but it got the job done.

I focused on Old and Middle English in college for reasons I can’t articulate.

Beyond this being dangerous for actual victims of domestic abuse, I think it’s kind of self-congratulatory and gross to think that just taking part in a viral campaign is in any way doing any real good. Donate money, volunteer somewhere, but making a status update or tweet in instagram post does nothing but make the…

You are a real philosopher at large, helping us understand that we understand nothing. Do you have a newsletter?

Listen, there are lots of problems with the democratice process in America, for sure, but I’m interested to know where this civic unicorn-land is that you apparently live in.

But the quote came from the mouth of noted and studied basketball scholar Master P so I feel like I should believe it.

“If Kobe was his friend...Kobe, like, owns the team. He could’ve got the man back on the team...that’s all he wanted.”

Top marks for the English announcer with those names as well.

Damn I don’t even know if this is trolling or one of the dumbest comments I’ve seen in a while. Well played sir.

I honestly don’t get who gives a shit about Black Chyna and Amber Rose to even watch them

I prefer my coffee with heavy cream or hazelnut creamer. I drink it black because I drink a lot of it and also like to zip my pants.

Chase Utley is also turning baseball into football.

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