and who wants to be super comfy guy in the strip club, that means youve really put in some time

Vikings Lose To Dolphins On Blocked Punt For Safety

“These scripts...shit all over them.”

I am very sad for them, but is there a reason they’re sharing all of this on the internet? It seems awfully personal to share something like a miscarriage here.

He seemed to be about three Sheetz to the wind.

Starred based on the title alone. Will read fully when I’m not at work. I’m so fucking SICK of hearing these on-the-fence, tapioca-pudding-chest-cavity-filled motherfuckers going “Well at least Trump is honest. It’s SO different.” OR “Hey, at least he’s speaking the truth.”

This is a vanity project. As soon as he has to submit detailed financials, he’s out.

About 100 people got that, and I thank you.

And topical, given today’s date!

Dude, you’re my hiro...shima

If Guardians of the Galaxy can be good, surely the Fantastic Four can be good as well. On the spectrum of ridiculousness they are firmly between GOTG and the Avengers. It’s not their fault the folks in charge keep screwing it up. And a ‘C’ grade does not follow from that review at all. If the review has to ask the…

What an enola gay joke....

Terrible casting. The dad isn’t a Fat Man, and that kid isn’t a Little Boy. What a bomb.

(You’re welcome for the obscure historical reference.)

This child has been born with so many advantages, he’s taking a victory lap.

That just blew my mind. AND IT WILL BLOW YOURS IF IRAN GETS A NUCLEAR WEAPON.

He’s just emphasizing the importance of a nuclear family.

Beat me to it.

Exactly what I thought

This doesn’t even make sense without the horrible double entendre! You need lots of different people’s permissions to hold a football game.

We are RELENTLESS, TOUGH AND INTELLIGENT, and