Flaccid, with foreskin, raised to see lower side of penis.

Yes! We’ve got six conference previews (Power Five + independents/mid-majors) and the Deadspin 25 previews all coming out before the season kicks off.

what the fuck are you talking about?

They had already beat the Steelers and the Cardinals that season, and they were on the road both times. They were 11-1 before the Plaxico incident (and the one loss was to the Browns, which is hilarious), and they went 1-4 after. I can’t say they definitely would have beat the Steelers in the Super Bowl, but they’d…

The worst is that because they’re a NY team they have roughly 5 or 6 prime time games. I do not want this. I want Sunday at 1, when I can watch them in shame and have a few beers. Not a prime time showcase where the whole world gets to watch them lose to Philly as Eli chucks his 4th int.

I’ve spent hours and hours convincing people that Eli is secretly a good quarterback behind a shit line. I point back to the season where he threw 5,000 yards and the two SB MVPs. I plead that he truly isn’t bad at all.

Yes, murdering the baby was clearly her only choice because, um, ac/heat wasn’t available at the fire station or police station....um, what? That’s what you’re trying to say? I guess we shouldn’t expect anything very profound coming from you since you say “would of” repeatedly instead of “would’ve”.

I would’ve hoped that the shame she would feel by facing someone with her newborn she wanted to give up would’ve been very, very small in comparison to the feeling of knowing she is doing right by this child and by herself. This shatters my heart to know that she felt so helpless and alone and shamed that this was her…

The responses here make me angry. Does this woman get no blame for what she did? Are we really banking everything on a mental illness and perhaps.. just selfishness?

Is it possible that the show just lacks context? What is the rest of the world really like?

Most public schools has police officers, even elementary schools. My school had a big lady named Officer Deborah. She was nice.

Back in high school, me and my girlfriend at the time had been dating for about four months. At the time, there was a kid who sat on the same bus as me and her, and had supposedly been infatuated with her since before me and her started dating.

Floyd M;

If that guy’s fat, I’m in serious trouble.

Yeah man, winning Super Bowls and being the only team to consistently beat the Patriots when it counts must be the worst.

this joke would’ve worked better with The Browns or Jaguars

Visiting hours didn’t begin until 4 PM and Tom Coughlin needed to get to bed

I’d love to see mashed avocado guacamole guy’s recipe for tomato sauce:

... reading Penthouse Letters. I plug up one hole in the dyke, another one busts open.

The lost phone premise is my favorite kind of porn.