I punched you in the face and it hurt my hand a lil can you just cut me some slack please

lolololol this is a joke, right

Plus, BC gives us the land route to Alaska, always a long-standing American dream. Alaska is like our Kaliningrad.

Biased in favor of... facts?

I agree, valuable internet space is being taken up!

folks are cleverly infecting anti-vaccination activists with computer viruses embedded in photos and links.

Congrats Larry. This is the only time during your Lakers tenure where Kobe will give you a pass.

This won’t faze him at all. Kobe is a rare athlete who treats his teammates exactly the same way both on and off the court: he pretends they don’t exist.

I’m confused by the move from “Are you between 2 and 13” to “Are you sitting near anyone younger than you.”

My Riley Curry Prediction: She has a Nickelodeon or Disney show within 3-5 years. There will be an episode where she is giving a press conference and Steph keeps interrupting her. There will tiny kids dressed like old-timey news reporters in the crowd growing more and more frustrated with his antics. It will be a…

Dope follows three present-day kids obsessed with ‘90s hip-hop and culture in general

On the other hand, I’m a Giants and Devils fan, so what the hell do I know about loss and suffering?

Yeah but you might get to star in a NFL ad-campaign.

My son doesn’t know anything. He can’t poop in a toilet or open a jar or even identify shapes with 100 percent accuracy.

Those of us who watched this show — for educational purposes — saw this coming a mile away. Jessica, you in danger, girl.

I don’t agree. I often will wait until the last minute and buy the stray leftovers of something to complete a set. A couple registered for four hand towels, bath towels, and wash cloths but only got some of them? I’ll go and buy the rest so they can have a complete set. They got 4 of the 8 wine glasses they wanted?…

You invited someone to your wedding and then set them up to fail because you don’t like that they don’t want to purchase the $300 Kitchenaid and everything left on the registry—the one that you, by the way, set up—is inexpensive?

Have fun with that.

Do you get similarly het up about people posting pictures of themselves with a glass of wine? Because let me tell you, alcohol is a fucking poison and is causing far, far more agony and death than cocaine is. It’s wonderful and comprehensively deadly.

I mean OF COURSE she's doing cocaine at Coachella. Frankly there are probably fewer people who are not doing it there. Everyone relax.

YOU SOUND LIKE A GREAT TIME