Love the Belichick for President idea. Seriously, fuck you, Russia, we are videotaping your scrimmages AND hyper-inflating our dirigibles.
Peter
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NEW JERSEY IS THE BESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
Central Jersey. It is most definitely A Thing.
People who bash NJ have never been here. FACT.
SO DOES THE DEVIL
EVERYTHING FROM NJ IS THE BEST
Hah. One of my buddies from college was from South Jersey, and she would always talk about how she lived near some beautiful farmland with apple orchards and what not. “That’s not a real thing,” I would tell her, “you are just straight up making things up now.”
uh, excuse me, the Jersey Shore AND the Sopranos.
eh, I've been having those my whole life and I still love DD. There is room for all of them!
Dunkin’s breakfast sandwiches are far superior to Starbucks’. But eat a breakfast sandwich from a NY deli (or, my preference — a NJ diner) and you’ll realize Dunkin’s sandwiches taste like plastic.
To those of us on the coasts, it is.
Wwwwwhhhhhhhhaaaaaaatttttt?! I guess...some birds weren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright... :)
That's just the power of love.
Did Simon do most of the work in the orgy, too?
To the dude with this story. Let me share with you a piece of sage wisdom my Dad told me. He said, “Son, if you have to tell someone to stay away from your girl, then she is not your girl.”
Oh my God, giving Fred Durst a hand job sounds like half of a “Would you rather?” question. Like, “Would you rather vote Republican or give a hand job to Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst?” (And then somehow, inexplicably, not amputate your hand afterwards or even wash it!) I would rather vote Republican because I live…
Oh man, this story was harder to interpret than James Joyce but SO worth it!
Did she have some big titties with a matching ass?
Where are the stories of female celebs banging normal dudes?
That doesn’t feel very well thought out. No forethought 100 years ago->big problem today->you giving the finger to those who want to fix it. NO SOLUTIONS ONLY WATERPOCALYPSE! Bring on the Mad Max anarchy, I’ve got my spiked shoulder pads ready.