Nah, it means you're there to watch a live entertainment show whose entertainment value has dipped below the appeal of going home. It's a perfectly fine thing to do.

Citizen's Bank Park in Philadelphia allows you to bring your own food, and a few years back when the Phillies were good, a grouchy-looking old bag checker pulled a Primo's hoagie out of my bag and demanded "What kind of a hoagie is this?"

I humbly submit one more rule for baseball games relating to bringing a baseball glove to a game:

Watching GoT with your average reader of GoT is just the worst fucking thing in the world. It's not the specific spoilers, it's all the, "just wait until you see what's about to happen" type stuff. You know what, I have to fucking wait cause it hasn't happened yet. Cut that shit out people.

I'm a book guy, and I think I'm pretty much done with the whole thing. The story's plot-driven—there's not much joy to be taken from Martin's prose if you know where things are going—and once the show surpasses the books, there'll be nothing left for me. And it's too late now to start the TV show from the beginning,…

[Kevin Eubanks laugh]

I mean, we all know what's going to happen: GRRM is going to die and the series will have to be finished by Brandon Sanderson reconstructing the remainder from scripts of the episodes and the 5 million pages of GRRM notes, with some help from the ASOIAF wiki.

20 years for selling weed. Multiple rapes across multiple states 9 years. must be nice to be rich.

I've watched the whole first season and I still don't know if there's a supernatural element or not.

Next Up: How To Spot If Your S/O Has In Fact Changed Her Hair.

I don't think you're shitting right.

Another fun fact: Most other languages, other than English and German, refer to "Easter" as "Pascha" (or a variant thereof), which is derived from the Greek word for "Passover". Even in English, Orthodox Christian denominations refer to the holiday as "Pascha". So basically, the word "Easter" is only used by…

"Oh man, I hate it when porn tries to have a story"

I feel like no one noticed the Vibrator Gun...

Okay, I have no idea how a bunch of them just vanished from the list. I mean, I have a guess (it rhymes with ninja) — but it should be fixed now.

Breadstix R Us

Yeah, but if you play it backwards, it's an auctioneer selling priceless Satanic heirlooms.

Chucks are fine. The article is spot-on: anything with a flat bottom is perfect. There are dedicated weightlifting olympic weightlifting shoes that have better grip if you lift on a slick floor, but it doesn't make a difference on rubberized floors.

There is zero problem with Chucks at the gym. None what so ever.

Tell me where this alley is so I can be sure I never go down it.