Start by being honest with yourself

first of all: stop saying "my piece"; you sound like an idiot.

Yeah, that's realistic advice:

You're the woooooorst.

Bored = Want to masturbate, right?

A high-end waiter serving one table of four does about the same amount of work as that waiter at a mid-tier restaurant with four or more tables of four. The difference is that, while they are allowed to move at a slower pace, they are held to much higher standards (of hygiene, behaviour, decorum, knowledge, and…

"What's the better barometer for a good poop: One wipe or one flush?"

I consider 15% the minimum, and tip more for good service.

If Drew dies on a Tuesday, would we get a DeathBag?

As a Professional waiter, I was nervous before I read the article, but overall, I thought it was really good.

"You know, just once in this lifetime, I would like my favorite team to acquire a legendary skill position player who does NOT turn out to be a complete fucking shithead."

Agreed, that show had a really strong story hidden behind all the blood and boobs. Which is really sad because it makes it really hard to keep being taken seriously when you try to explain it with others...
And judging from this trailer here, it's kind of doing the series a disservice by associating it with the likes…

I dunno. Once it found its feet (the first few episodes were really rough), Spartacus had one hell of a narrative arc. The back half of the first season, in particular, is absolutely brutal.

Hey Spartacus had amazing writing and performances behind all the blood and boobs. We can only wish Olympus would reach such heights.

Could my roommate's seeming inability to flush the toilet actually be an investment strategy?

Or one child standing on another child's shoulders inside of a trench coat.

he fell in love with her?? after that short period of time? why, because she is physically attractive? the honest answer would have been he lusts for her.

I suspect Phil is feeling very much the same way :)

This show's title could be construed as false advertising at this point.

The major take-away from this for men is that all women are different. I have dated some women who would have their periods and you would never even know about it. They kept it private. Other women acted as if the whole world was collapsing and they weren't sure they would survive those 4 or 5 days. Be smart about it…