Preach it, man. Sometimes boners are just a hassle. Sometimes your back hurts. It's not a slight, it's a god-dammed workaround.

Technically, we're all travelling in to the future. At a constant rate of one second per second.

You said hard, then you said evidence.

The answer to 'could college team beat awful pro team' is not going to change no matter how many times people ask.

Oh, men. Re: would-be sperm guy; did it occur to you that she may not want your broke-ass sperm, that she may have a different medical reason for in vitro besides being single, that she stopped trying for a reason, that she doesn't want to know the donor, or that she already has plenty of better offers? No. No you…

I'm just gonna put this out there and say that sex doesn't always trump masturbation. There are times and places for both, man.

Kelly - sometimes we just need 10 minutes away from you. It doesn't mean we're in the bathroom jacking off while you sit out on the couch.

The dude considering having a kid with an acquaintance who he had sex with a couple times fives years ago has to be the funniest/stupidest fucking plan I've ever heard. Should have convinced him to go for it, then blog about it for the next 20 years so we can all laugh at him.

How fast would the piss come out of the finger. Is it a dribble or a blast? A blast of sweet hot piss firing out of your finger on demand changes everything.

How many times have you seen some terrible QB like Mark Sanchez attempt to throw the ball away, only to have it not go far enough, and then get intercepted?

Race is an arbitrary social construct, it's not a biological concept and can be (and has been) redefined as societies change over time. The phenotypical features we use as a proxy for the concept of "race" are, in a globalised world, only weakly correlated with nationality and culture. As we undo millenia of relative…

i skimmed through your replies, and wow... just wow. i can't believe people like you still exist today.

By this logic, only Native Americans should be allowed to become Miss America.

She's Japanese, and good for those that are defending that on the comment boards in Japan. Time to catch up with a considerable chunk of the world on this one, Japan.

I once joked with a friend that I should write a cookbook called ROAST THAT FUCKER!, which boils down to "You basically cannot fuck up any vegetable if you large dice it, put it on a sprayed cookie sheet, cover it in spices, and stick it in an oven at 350."

They're not though, because they're not the ones you have to plan every meal around to be boring as fuck.

I don't necessarily disagree with you, but the difference seems to be that when I am having lunch with a picky eater, I can judge and shame them silently without actually making an annoyance of myself, while they seem to fall all over themselves to whine about the inside of the cherry tomatoes being too slimy or how…

whatt you just listed 3 vegetables then said you dont eat any

Picky eaters of any age are annoying as shit and need to get it together. Adults who are picky eaters can fuck right off. The number of times I've heard someone exclaim "I don't like seafood" or "I just don't like vegetables" as if salmon and shrimp or avocado and carrots are even remotely comparable is astounding.

I am so down with zucchini, but to claim that there is no preparation between washing and consumption doesn't seem fair. Or maybe I should start eating zucchini in a similar fashion to bananas?