Preach it, man. Sometimes boners are just a hassle. Sometimes your back hurts. It's not a slight, it's a god-dammed workaround.

Technically, we're all travelling in to the future. At a constant rate of one second per second.

You said hard, then you said evidence.

The answer to 'could college team beat awful pro team' is not going to change no matter how many times people ask.

Oh, men. Re: would-be sperm guy; did it occur to you that she may not want your broke-ass sperm, that she may have a different medical reason for in vitro besides being single, that she stopped trying for a reason, that she doesn't want to know the donor, or that she already has plenty of better offers? No. No you…

I'm just gonna put this out there and say that sex doesn't always trump masturbation. There are times and places for both, man.

Kelly - sometimes we just need 10 minutes away from you. It doesn't mean we're in the bathroom jacking off while you sit out on the couch.

The dude considering having a kid with an acquaintance who he had sex with a couple times fives years ago has to be the funniest/stupidest fucking plan I've ever heard. Should have convinced him to go for it, then blog about it for the next 20 years so we can all laugh at him.

How fast would the piss come out of the finger. Is it a dribble or a blast? A blast of sweet hot piss firing out of your finger on demand changes everything.

How many times have you seen some terrible QB like Mark Sanchez attempt to throw the ball away, only to have it not go far enough, and then get intercepted?

That's what I'm thinking, too. Things may be getting very interesting in Tucson.

well done

I'm not trying to say The Walking Dead is racist, but I just can't stop myself from noticing that first Bob died, then Tyrese, and now Noah.

everybody ate chris. :(

Race is an arbitrary social construct, it's not a biological concept and can be (and has been) redefined as societies change over time. The phenotypical features we use as a proxy for the concept of "race" are, in a globalised world, only weakly correlated with nationality and culture. As we undo millenia of relative…

i skimmed through your replies, and wow... just wow. i can't believe people like you still exist today.

By this logic, only Native Americans should be allowed to become Miss America.

She's Japanese, and good for those that are defending that on the comment boards in Japan. Time to catch up with a considerable chunk of the world on this one, Japan.

whatt you just listed 3 vegetables then said you dont eat any