"Love the people, hate the crime" is the bigot's version of "But I have a lot of black friends" that racists always seem to say right after they say something racist.

It's called:

The twist is that the author of this e-mail was Tyler the entire time (spoiler alert).

evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future.

I see a lot of commentary on this - all of it good - that "Dads who have daughters should read this!" or whatever.

Wow there is almost NOTHING Curt Schilling could say or do to make me un-hate him, yet here we are...

The best part about this story is you know that bartender tells everybody about the crazy couple that came in and ordered pork wine, no matter how many times he asked if they were sure. It's a BCO 2-for-1.

"boy or girl?"

No snark here. Guys, if you are scared of diapers, don't worry. I had never changed a diaper on my own until my kid arrived. Even the thought of doing it made me gag, like sometimes happens when you see somebody puking. Then in the hospital I was the first to change her diaper, and it was the most natural thing in the…

I'll be a father for the first time in July.

Hey, JOE LOPEZ, "Net Neutrality" means that we CAN have an argument about a dress at the same speed as we stream netflix movies or buy stuff on amazon.

I used to work for a very exclusive nanny agency and the only places I've seen soap come out of the sink is in public bathrooms.

Counter-evidence: Darnell Dockett's twitter account, which brings joy to millions every time he tweets about being sexually attracted to midgets.

Shouldn't this have been filed to Adequate Quarterback?

Marcus Mariota was playing D end on that play?

But it's specifically called Irish coffee because it's alcoholic. You know, like the Irish.

you think a 20 year old kid who was he was the king of florida and could do no wrong was exposed to the wold around him?

+1

Yes, but as we've already seen, Winston is coming in whether he's invited or not.

Mark Mothersbaugh did most of the soundtrack for The Lego Movie, so you're probably right.