So many transubstantiated rumors about him

I now have a mental image of Amber Rose standing next to Johnny Depp with a vacant stare. It's wonderful.

This isn't a fight this a massacre. MuvaRose done wiped up the floor with these peasants, and she barely got started.

I was on Amber's side but she dragged the fight longer than it needed to be, so I'm on the beloved Team Nobody. But I still prefer Amber over Khloe anyday.

Right, but given that she is super pale, paler than her sisters, it seems like an odd choice. I get that part of the reason for the rumor is that she has a good six inches on Kim, but of all the people Kris Jenner was rolling with, there isn't any real resemblance there.

You calling her Amber Heard made this comment

Team nobody. That Simpson jab was a bridge too far after the lame memes. Sorry, I want to like Amber and Khloe is the best of an annoying crew but, really? This was a mess from day one and Amber killed whatever goodwill she had with the OJ line.

Yeah, nope. #Teamnobody. Amber wasn't really in the wrong at first, but she beat a fucking dead horse will the memes and the OJ Simpson shit and seems just as thirsty for attention as any Kardashian. While I always defer to your judicial rulings on Shade, I'm gonna have a throw a coach's challenge flag on this…

Paul Lukas is the best, and summed up everything I thought upon seeing these simultaneously garish and boring what-ifs.

Bigger logos, more use of secondary colors. This is basic shit for being "Bold"

So he just took existing logos and made them bigger. So he just took existing colors and made them bolder. TALENT!!

Step 1: Increase logo size by 300% (Use retro logo if it is good and available)

Fuck first. Always have sex before a big meal, not after...

Almost. It's the night before that you get the most desperate ones. Then on the 14th you are actually very happy to be alone.

She'll get suspicious when the first dozen or so of those hand-lettered ribbons all refer to her anus.

If you're married and have kids

You missed us folks who have their birthday on Valentine's Day. It sucks. You assholes jack up the prices, and I can't get a decent table anyplace. Fuck Hallmark.

Right after she falls asleep and you can finally be alone with your iPad, just like any other night.

Just a little life hack suggestion:

What if you're married with no kids? I NEED TO KNOW!