grrsumner21
Peter
grrsumner21

That is all I could think of while reading that section! What a fucking hypocrite.

Actually I'm surprised no one in Brooklyn has come up with a hipster Chuck E Cheese with artisinal pizzas and, I don't know, expensive wooden toys from Germany.

In high school, I worked at Discovery Zone, which was a lame version of Chuck E. Cheese, but we pretended it was like more educational or something. And more athletic. And had a lot more neon.

I operate a very similar place and have had conversations with the franchise owners of current Chuck-E-Cheese about food and trust me the pizza was never decent. It's always been the same. Your taste buds might have matured over the past 30 years however.

Chuck E. Cheese. Have some crappy pizza as your life hits rock bottom.