YESYESYES. Marvel's Hercules is BEST Hercules. This is not up for debate.

Why the fuck is Lou Ferrigno not on this list?

The majority view of Mrs. Hill is that she shows up hours late for her own concerts, sings terribly, and re-arranges her songs into incomprehensible messes. Ever since she got mixed up with some religious cuckoo shit, Lauryn has stopped giving a fuck.

The only way we'll ever see a FFVII remake is if Squeenix ends up on the verge of bankruptcy, since they'll have nothing left to lose. Then it'll be, "HEY LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE, GUYS! IT'S FFVII WITH UPDATED GRAPHICS, A MATERIA SYSTEM WITH LESS GRINDING, AND AN ALTERNATE ENDING WHERE AERIS LIVES!"

"To the extent that I actually wish Sony would bankroll Final Fantasy 7 Remake for the Vita "

I'm surprised she didn't add "the actor, not the director of 12 Years A Slave"

So basically, it's GOOP 2.0, with articles about how awesome it is to be married to Ryan Reynolds.

I did not play this game! I did not! It's a lie!

Oh, hi Mark!

"Kenya" + "Christians"...oh boy, I have a feeling that the crazies that leave their TV on Fox News 24/7 are just vibrating in their Hoverrounds right now, ready to declare this a frame job/conspiracy/false flag by Obama to cover up his secret Muslim plot/his secret gay lover/distract from the release of Weird Al's new…

Jesus, there were so many red flags. Anyone that willingly put up their money in that debacle deserved to lose it, like someone that puts antes up $50,000 on a poker game without actually knowing how to play poker.

Just because you put your money into a Kickstarter does not guarantee that the project will get completed…

I just use PS3TROPHIES.ORG, since it does most of those things in one site. It tells you how long it will take to Plat a game, what you need to know to beat it, and lets you keep track of which trophies you've earned and which games you've completed. Plus it has a huge community of people willing to help you beat the…

I want to establish a residency there, just so that I can get hammered at a bar, hail a taxi, and say, "Take, take me home....'cause I don't remember"

"He has a penis, therefore he is guilty. Also, he's worse than 72 1/2 Hitlers".

This is delicious. The SJWs that lined up to lick his taint for getting rid of an offensive card from a purposely offensive card game are now mad at him for defending himself from rape allegations. The rape allegedly happened 10 years ago, so I highly doubt there is any legally admissible evidence, narrowing this down…

Dash Con 2015 will just be a Slip-N-Slide in a Walmart parking lot.

WTF IS THAT SHIT? Can we get Seal Team 6 to rescue that poor girl and then tie the assholes involved in this clusterfuck on a giant mound of fire ants and cover their crotches in honey?

Holy shit - that girl was Gaslighting the shit out of you for her amusement. Good thing you got out of there before she turned you into a human-skin suit.

It looks like L'Oreal decided...

My college roommate ended up setting the whole 3rd floor of our dorm on fire and committing manslaughter. I wish I was making this up, but it's 100% true.

To be fair, after spending all their money on Oxycontin and Dominican rent boys, a few roses is all they can afford.