James has racked up over 9000 internets so far. If he gets another 1000 internets, he can get a free small soda at the local cineplex.

It seems to me more like James is the Emperor with no clothes, blissfully unaware that's he's buck-ass naked and his admirers are too afraid to tell him for fear of looking as foolish as he does.

Prance about in your invisible finery with wild abandon, James!

Babies are born naked, so it's obvious that they're asking to be raped the minute they slide out their mother's vagina.

Wouldn't it be awesome if she marries a guy named Walter White or Jesse Pinkman?

Twenty years ago, if I told my friends in high school there would be a game with Mario, Sonic, Mega Man, and Pac-Man as playable characters, i'd be laughed out of town and Baker Acted into an insane asylum.

Seriously, right? All he does is have the subject stand in front of a white background and make sexually suggestive poses in various stages of undress. He's like Robert Mapplethorpe minus the talent.

Everyone knows that a wedding ring is the ultimate rapist repellant. And no, you can't just buy a wedding band and hope it works - the ring requires a husband to charge it up every 24 hours. (It's also weak to the color yellow)

Jesus Fucking Christ. Then again, this is Activision, so I should have seen this coming.

Mandatory 24 hour internet connection, DRM that prevented rented/borrowed/used games from being played, and tacking on a $100 accessory hardly anybody wanted are not "risks" or "innovation", it's stupidity.

Yes! Strike the killing blow on MS before they trip you and gauge your eyes out, or else Tyrion will be put to death!

"which can be socket in the new game's portal accessory"

This will come out around the same time that HL3 does.

That must have been one fucking huge tumor they removed.

But things would have been so much more awesome under Romney! And by "awesome", I mean "shitty".

I checked this out on YT, and just as I suspected, they disabled the ratings and comments. I'll bet the trolls and bigots posted tons of disgusting and hateful trash until the family shut that shit down. Thankfully, Ryland has amazing parents that are behind him, ready to shut down any real-life bigots and trolls…

This is nothing new. The British call it a "pastie". The Jamaicans call their version a "meat patty". My Mexican grandmother would make these and call it an "empanada".

I've seen videos for the dinobots and Crosshairs, and they look damn good. I already have the new Bumblebee, and I like the new color scheme and transformation sequence. Definitely getting that Optimus, though.

You literally wrecked her pussy. *claps*

Yes, Glen - the game gave me a step by step tutorial that showed me how to control every surveillance camera in the world just by pressing the screen of my iPhone. It also showed me proof that Obama spent $2 million dollars of taxpayer money to hide his real birth certificate and how you raped and murdered a girl in…

Capcom announces Mega Man 11, Mega Man X9, and uncancels MM Universe and MM Legends 3.