I could swear I saw Pineapple Pie at my local McD's last month, as a limited edition flavor, like Strawberry and Cream Pie was.

"Saddest BJ Ever"?

Sunday is also a good time to get good deals, because most guys running a merch table will drop their prices in hopes of getting rid of their inventory and having a lot less stuff to lug back to the store/home.

You forgot the most important rule: WEAR DEODORANT AND TAKE A FUCKING BATH EACH DAY! AND NO, USING HALF A CAN OF AXE BODY SPRAY DOES NOT COUNT AS A "BATH".

I bought mine in March and I've been enjoying the hell out of it. inFamous: Second Son, Assassin's Creed IV, Tomb Raider: Definite Edition, Resogun, and Stick It To The Man have kept my system very busy. I also use the share feature to post some pics and videos to FB.

She looks like she practices giving blowjobs on a hot curling iron.

She would have had the money if she hadn't blown it on really bad plastic surgery and collagen injections.

It's funny that just to the left of this article is one with this headline:

Or Silent Hill 2. That game was 3rd person view, yet it managed to be scary on a visceral and psychological level.

THIS AND MOTHERFUCKING THAT. I loved Bioshock 1 because the enemies used traps and strategy to out maneuver you. Bioshock Infinite felt too much like a by-the-numbers shooter where waves of enemies just endlessly swarm out of nowhere and shoot you from all sides.

Not to be an asshole or anything, but why not just wear white jeans or slacks?

If they needed him to log on in order to fuck his ship up, why didn't he just log out when it looked like they were going destroy his ship?

I guess all the hookers and cocaine got used up, and he needs to refill the till.

Bingo. We've had motion controls for 25 years, and i've seen little innovation made with them.

HA. You can smell the desperation wafting from MS's offices. Selling XBOs with Titanfall and a $50 discount didn't make the systems fly off the shelves, so now they're backtracking once again like they did with DRM and "always on" internet.

"I totally didn't mean to say that, but she made me do it with her freaky negro voodoo!"

BREAKING NEWS: All the people involved in the previous report all suddenly left on a long, long vacation and don't bother asking when they are coming back. A new study reports that our Glorious Leader is the perfect height and weight for his size!

That, and you die one week after you look at it.

He was just playing really, really, REALLY hard to get.

A Halo 2 remake and Halo 5 are coming soon? If this guy hadn't told us, I wouldn't have believed it. At least he's not claiming anything crazy like Kingdom Hearts 3 or another Assassin's Creed game.