Pokemon + Skylanders/Infinity tech = Nintendo making enough money to build a base on the Moon filled with hookers and cocaine.

Which can lead to Pyromania later on in life.

I got it for $10 on PSN when they had a huge sale a month or two ago, and it was a lot better than I was expecting.

That was made by Brian Malarky? I'm not surprised. I saw him on The Taste last year, and he was an enormous douchebag. He made Tony Bourdain look mild-mannered and polite. The only person on the show that I wanted to punch in the dick harder than Brian was his fellow judge Ludo Lefebvre. Holy shit, that guy is such an…

He frequently pronounces his last name as "Fi-etti" or "Fee-eddy", so this is not unexpected. (I'm still waiting for him to mess up and say "Tree-Fiddy")

I remember seeing that episode. He whined like a little bitch the whole time, and when the egg was put on the pizza and baked, he looked at it like someone just dropped a fresh turd on the pie. Jesus dude, it's just a sunny-side up egg - it's fucking delicious, so just eat it already you pussy.

They're most likely strips of skin left over after Sammy Hagar's tummy tucks and face lifts. The fact that he's buddies with Guy and called the Red Rocker were the biggest tip-offs.

I've seen his "cooking at home" show, and he's much more likable when he's grilling in that awesome backyard setup with his family, and not pushing that whole "I'M KEWL KULINARY GANSTA! XXXTREME!" facade. But then there's the episodes where in he's a kitchen that looks like the fever dream of NASCAR and Sharper Image…

I've seen photos of Guy before he suffered brain damage or had a mid-life crisis or whatever it was convinced him that dressing like a roadie for Smash Mouth was a good idea, and he didn't look half bad. His whole schtick screams "trying too hard", and it's really embarrassing to see a husband and father of two…

I loved Picross e2, especially the Micross picture puzzles. I didn't like the Mega picross puzzles in e3 at all - way too confusing. I really hope e4 gets rid of the Mega puzzles and brings back the Micross ones.

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I started RPGs with Dragon Warrior and Final Fantasy, and my vote went to the 16 Bit era. That was the era that gave us Final Fantasy IV, V, & VI, Chrono Trigger, Secret of Mana, EarthBound, Phantasy Star II & IV, Breath of Fire I & II, Shining in the Darkness, Arcana, Shadowrun, Super Mario RPG, and Lufia I & II!

I haven't tried any of TB's breakfast stuff (yet), but I had both the veggie and pepperoni Flatizza, and it's on par with microwaved frozen pizza in taste and texture. Stick to making mediocre sandwiches, Subway.

So legally, who is the mother? The woman who provided the embryos, or the woman holding them in her uterus? Or will this be a case of Heather Really Has Two Mommies?

When I typed that, I meant it to mean that it would appear shady to some people, not that it was proof of the victim being shady. I should have said that in a more clear fashion.

Good idea. Let's throw all the Peeps out of an airlock. How anyone can stand the taste of over-sugared styrofoam is beyond me.

Why the fuck do people put gold flakes in food? It doesn't improve the taste or appearance, and just seems like an excuse to jack up the cost. I might as well sell a Mojito with a diamond chips floating in it for $100,000.

Congrats, you have no reading comprehension! I never said that waiting automatically makes him a liar, just that it will make some people questions his motives and the veracity of his claims.

I'm not discounting what you're saying, but I am saying that it might hurt his case.