The worst part is that there are SFW pictures of Courtney pre-Doug/pre-surgery (see example below), and she looks like the super-cute girl next door. She would have gotten much further and kept her dignity if she had stayed away from the knife and Eugene Tooms.

Which would be a better name for the dish - "Jilted Lover Stroganoff" or "My Hairdresser Broke My Heart Stroganoff"?

Two 16 oz tubs of sour cream? NO. Just no.

As long as it doesn't involve replaying the same dungeon over and over again, or using a stylus to move and attack, I'll be satisfied.

They should just change the name to "South Park Forever".

I guess there must have been a blackout.

"Possible" =/= "most likely to happen".

If the WiiU keeps on underperforming like it has, then that is completely possible. Of course, they have all that sweet, sweet Pokemon dollars to keep them afloat.

And with 2 big console launches and a bunch of AAA titles for other systems coming out, I don't think they will "make it".

Earning $6.1 million after a $285 million loss is considered a "recovery" as much as putting a band-aid over a severed limb is a "recovery".

Seriously - if I had told my friends in middle school that Sonic would end up on Nintendo consoles, they'd have me committed to an insane asylum.

OH NO! How ever will I be able to go on?

At last! Someone else who knows the truth! MJ was the true mastermind behind 9/11, and he only faked his death so he could get married to Macaulay Culkin and Bubbles.

But the paper won't block the mind control rays!

I was thinking stick shift or even worse, the radio antenna.

That actually makes sense, somehow. If a confused monster uses its power on itself instead of the enemy, then a confused monster that tries to use their power on themselves would end up using it on the enemy!

The name you're looking for is Patrick Warburton. He does a shitton of voice over work, as well as roles on TV and movies (He's best known as Elaine's boyfriend Puddy on "Seinfeld" and The Tick in the live action version of the show in the early 2000's)

Maybe we can final a legitimate journalist to shut her argument down.

Even though I'm an Atheist, I wish there were more Christians like you, and less "christians" like those assholes.

I've had my handle, FuryOfFirestorm, since I first used it for my old Yahoo mail account in 2000. It comes from the title of a comic book I loved as a kid. I originally wanted just "Firestorm", but that was already taken.