A hit-and-run troll.

Rule 14

Rule 14.

Never trust a man who wears pinky rings and won't eat a fried or poached egg.

I'll just leave this here:

I look at Fieri and think, "That guy from Smash Mouth dropped a few pounds!"

No amount of money would make up for the shame of having to dress like a drunk fratboy, shove half a sandwich in my mouth on national TV, and yell "THAT IS SO MONEY!" while spraying bits of food at the camera.

Geoff Keighley jizzed all over it.

I'm looking forward to snagging Beyond: Two Souls, Assassin's Creed 4, and Zelda: A Link Between Worlds for $40 each, and Ni No Kuni for $15. Maybe I'll pick up Splinter Cell Blacklist for $25 and Skylanders Swap Force for $50 as well.

HOLY SHITBALLS! Beyond"Two Souls and Assassin's Creed IV new for $40? Ni No Kuni for $14? My mind is blown!

I tried to enjoy a marionberry pie, but every time I bit into it, I kept hearing "THE BITCH SET ME UP!" and that totally killed my appetite.

Still much cheaper than what it'll go for on eBay.

I still think Chris Reeve was the best Superman ever, but Man Of Steel was amazing. Henry Cavill did a great job as Kal-El. I just hope the villain in the sequel is Brainiac, not another "Lex Luthor has an evil plan involving real estate" plot.

I had a similar experience with George Perez at MegaCon 2007. He was so friendly, and he signed my copies of JLA/Avengers 1-4 and my Absolute Edition of Crisis On Infinite Earths, all while answering my questions about his stints on Teen Titans, Firestorm, and Justice League of America. Of course, if might have helped…

SO MUCH THAT. Everyone thinks motion controls are going to be this cool Minority Report thing, and it ends up with people flailing around like an 8 year old hopped up on Four Loko and angel dust.

Between the competition generated by GTAV, Pokemon X & Y, Batman: Arkham Origins, the new Zelda 3DS game, and the launch of 2 new consoles, Ubisoft is already taking a risk releasing AC IV in such a crowded market. Holding back Watch Dogs until a later date is pretty much like a film studio delaying a movie's release…

Translation: Between the release of Beyond: Two Souls, Pokemon X & Y, A new Zelda game, and 2 new consoles, our next Assassin's Creed game will have enough trouble racking up sales without having to compete with one of our other IPs.

My first hamster, Coconut, would only bite you if you "surprised" him by picking him up with his back turned away from you. My current hamster, Obsidian, has never bitten anyone - he's so docile and loves being petted and picked up.

They're rather clever. My hamster, Obsidian, lives in a giant fish tank with a food bowl, a water bottle, and an exercise wheel and lots of bedding material. He piled the bedding all around the wheel so it wouldn't move, then he used the stopped-up wheel as a ladder and got out of his tank! I bought a screen to put on…

That was cool, but I have a feeling that the poor guy is going to continually asked by fans to do that from now on.